C'mon out and play...
Goodness you're early today!
Bob and Sally sit at an upscale restaurant. As they engage in small talk, a girl at the next table begins to choke on her steak. People begin to panic. Without hesitation, Bob gets up and runs over to the choking women, lifts her dress and licks her rearend. Suddenly the steak dislodges from the woman's throat and she collapses relieved. Her boyfriend thanks Bob.
Bob sits down with Sally as if nothing happened. Sally's mouth is wide open in astonishment but she remains silent. Suddenly, a lady from across the room begins to choke on a carrot. Without hesitation, Bob jumps up again, runs across the room, pulls the woman's dress up and licks her rearend. The carrot dislodges and she thanks Bob.
Bob sits down with Sally as if nothing happened. Sally is unhappy. She's stewing over Bob's obvious penchant for skirts. She eats her sausage enraged when suddenly her throat is clogged. Sally can't breathe and feels a calming dizziness overcome her. She feels her dress rise but she can do nothing but gag. Suddenly the sausage pops out and she collapses able to breathe again.
Sally sits relieved across from Bob. After catching herself she gains the energy to ask Bob the question she has had on her mind all night. "Bob," says she, "Bob, what is that thing you do? I've never seen anything like it."
Bob answers, "Oh that...haven't you ever heard of The Hiney-Lick Maneuver?"
Due to limits on the computer I'm on, I can't post to everyone at once without alot of difficulty...
But if you wouldn't mind spreading the message:
I'm done with training!
Transportation Managment in the US Army! Hooah!
Just finished AIT (advanced individual training) this week. I earned some time off then report to my duty station after Xmas!
Just would like everyone to know: MacDorcha has you back!
I love you all, that's why I do it!
(Go Army! Beat Navy!)