**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Freeping isn't free! ^ | 12/02/2005 | pffft

[BJClinton]

Le w00t! It's Friday, it's huntin' season and the Boys are playing the Gints for the division this weekend. What could be better?

[Dashing Dasher]

I posted that weeks ago and it was pulled.

Let's see if you get yours pulled too!





(southpark giggle)

[Peepster]

Is the one on the left a guy dressed as a girl?

[Peepster]

I see the police are profiling again

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Hey, you can just buy one here. It is a company called Thing You Never Knew Existed.

They have some wild stuff there.

[r-q-tek86]

You Are Chart Pie

You need to work more and spend less time on
The Official Friday Silliness Thread

What Kind of Pie Are You?

[F.J. Mitchell]

"The difference between women and men." Both mental and physical.

Pardon my French, but: Viva le difference.

[Peepster]

[r-q-tek86]

I posted that weeks ago and it was pulled.

Let's see if you get yours pulled too!

Yeah... but people LIKE me.

[Peepster]

And again, the difference between men and women....

[Peepster]

Think I should empty my ash tray?

[motormouth]

You Are Cherry Pie

You're the perfect combo of innocent and sexy
Those who like you enjoy a contradiction

What Kind of Pie Are You?

I think I want to be Apple pie instead...

[sully777]

Bob and Sally sit at an upscale restaurant. As they engage in small talk, a girl at the next table begins to choke on her steak. People begin to panic. Without hesitation, Bob gets up and runs over to the choking women, lifts her dress and licks her rearend. Suddenly the steak dislodges from the woman's throat and she collapses relieved. Her boyfriend thanks Bob.

Bob sits down with Sally as if nothing happened. Sally's mouth is wide open in astonishment but she remains silent. Suddenly, a lady from across the room begins to choke on a carrot. Without hesitation, Bob jumps up again, runs across the room, pulls the woman's dress up and licks her rearend. The carrot dislodges and she thanks Bob.

Bob sits down with Sally as if nothing happened. Sally is unhappy. She's stewing over Bob's obvious penchant for skirts. She eats her sausage enraged when suddenly her throat is clogged. Sally can't breathe and feels a calming dizziness overcome her. She feels her dress rise but she can do nothing but gag. Suddenly the sausage pops out and she collapses able to breathe again.

Sally sits relieved across from Bob. After catching herself she gains the energy to ask Bob the question she has had on her mind all night. "Bob," says she, "Bob, what is that thing you do? I've never seen anything like it."

Bob answers, "Oh that...haven't you ever heard of The Hiney-Lick Maneuver?"

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Joke compliments of Jeff Keen

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Let's see if you get yours pulled too!"

Um, Dasher, hate to have to tell you this, but r-q-tek86 like to have his pulled.

[EX52D]

[Peepster]

[EX52D]

LOL...oh my!

[F.J. Mitchell]

ditto.

[Peepster]

New shoes?

[EX52D]

Isn't there something "Hanibal" about this guy?

[EX52D]

Wow, that's kinda cool, in a dark, sexy way.