Posted on 12/01/2005 5:37:34 PM PST by navysealdad
10. Which version of the truth would you like to hear?
5. I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
4. Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.
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Great stuff.
I know a guy who said this to his girlfriend who caught him in bed with another woman at 9:00 P.M..
Guy--"It's your fault."
Girlfriend--"How is this my fault?"
Guy--"You said you would not be home until 10:00."
Of course i care. Not a lot, but just enough.
PING!!!!
"If it has Tit's or Wheel's, YOUR gonna have problems with it!"
Did your spyware freak out when you went to this site? Mine did....
"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand".
How about "It's not the pants that make you look fat, it's your ass".
LOL
Couch sleeping comment.
This could be fun.
What I love about you Dasher, is that you seem to celebrate men, rather than trash them. That's how I have always been. What, like we women aren't pains in the @sses too?
ROFLMAO!
I got a weeks detention in high school when asked to give an example of a compliment by my freshman English teacher. I said, "For a fat woman, you don't sweat much".
"When's the baby due?" (she's not pregnant, oops)
You may be a pain in the ass - but I'm perfect!
;-)
(PS.. 99.9% of my friends are guys - I adore them! Had dinner last night with 25 friends - of which four were women. I've worked hard for them to treat me as an equal and they love me for my hard work and my ability to laugh at myself. -- sorely missing in some.)
NOOOOOOOO you didn't!? Ha ha ha!
"What have you done to your hair!?
I find men far less judgemental than women. It's nice to just be one of the guys once in a while. Of course, you know, they all do want to sleep with you, but so what. ;)
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