You may be a pain in the ass - but I'm perfect!
;-)
(PS.. 99.9% of my friends are guys - I adore them! Had dinner last night with 25 friends - of which four were women. I've worked hard for them to treat me as an equal and they love me for my hard work and my ability to laugh at myself. -- sorely missing in some.)
I find men far less judgemental than women. It's nice to just be one of the guys once in a while. Of course, you know, they all do want to sleep with you, but so what. ;)