To: navysealdad
9. It is not premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married.Great stuff.
2 posted on
12/01/2005 5:43:08 PM PST by
WanderingOisin
("In a mad, mad world, only the mad are sane." --Akira Kurosawa)
To: navysealdad
I know a guy who said this to his girlfriend who caught him in bed with another woman at 9:00 P.M..
Guy--"It's your fault."
Girlfriend--"How is this my fault?"
Guy--"You said you would not be home until 10:00."
3 posted on
12/01/2005 5:59:04 PM PST by
gate2wire
To: navysealdad
Of course i care. Not a lot, but just enough.
4 posted on
12/01/2005 6:14:37 PM PST by
theDentist
(The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: cyborg; Xenalyte; pa mom; raivyn; MamaTexan; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; njwoman; arasina; ...
5 posted on
12/01/2005 6:21:38 PM PST by
Dashing Dasher
(All rights reserved.)
To: navysealdad
(From my dad...) "If it has Tit's or Wheel's, YOUR gonna have problems with it!"
6 posted on
12/01/2005 6:24:38 PM PST by
austinmark
("May the Flea's of a Thousand Camels Nest in ALLAH's Pubic Hair" !!!)
To: navysealdad
Did your spyware freak out when you went to this site? Mine did....
7 posted on
12/01/2005 6:24:41 PM PST by
TheSpottedOwl
("President Bush, start building that wall"!)
To: navysealdad
One of my favorits from Homer Simpson talking to his wife, Marge.
"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand".
8 posted on
12/01/2005 6:27:07 PM PST by
Lawgvr1955
(You can never have too much cowbell !!)
To: navysealdad
"When's the baby due?" (she's not pregnant, oops)
To: navysealdad
Perhaps, not ungentlemanly, but my favorite non-PC:
Earth First.........
.
We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
29 posted on
12/01/2005 6:53:33 PM PST by
KC Burke
(Men of intemperate minds can never be free....)
To: Dashing Dasher
They forgot:
"You know, I think about you when I Masturbate."
76 posted on
12/01/2005 10:34:14 PM PST by
Clemenza
(I am here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum!)
To: navysealdad
Fake an orgasm?
HA!
I can fake an entire relationship.
84 posted on
12/02/2005 4:58:53 AM PST by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
To: navysealdad
"I believe you should put women on a pedestal. Just high enough to look up her dress." - Steve Martin
90 posted on
12/02/2005 7:34:20 AM PST by
dfwgator
To: navysealdad
my husband when I have an accidental mini-catastrophe, "What did you do that for?" Its hard to get the tone just right on paper.
91 posted on
12/02/2005 8:00:50 AM PST by
tiki
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