PING!!!! 
This could be fun. 
 
What I love about you Dasher, is that you seem to celebrate men, rather than trash them. That's how I have always been. What, like we women aren't pains in the @sses too?
"Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?"
Actually, those quotes werent all that bad, Ive heard worse. Thankfully, Im developing my own quotes that keep men in perspective: 
 
 
Men are like....Fine wine. They start out as grapes. 
It's our job to stomp them, and then keep them in the dark until they mature. 
And hopefully they'll turn out to be something we would like to have dinner with. 
 
MM