**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Free Republic ^ | 11/18/2005 | 1337 speak suxors

[BJClinton]

Yeah! Made it to the weekend and it's hunting season. Since Turkey Day is just a few days away that means my two favorite football games are up. UT vs. TAMU and the Cowboy's Thanksgiving Debacle. But looming on the horizon is the dreaded Christmas gift-shopping. Maybe this year I'll get it done well before we head off to the folks place....nah, who am I kidding.

Another couple of fine pieces from Prime Choice:

[BJClinton]

For all of you paranoid types, tinfoil hats DO NOT WORK. they amplify the 1.2-1.4 GHz radio wave range which is the designated satellite frequency.

Proof.

[BJClinton]

OFST time y'all!

[Xenophobic Alien]

Almost first

[BJClinton]

Pinging you because your work once again leads off the OFST.

[YouPosting2Me]

Top 10

[Auntbee]

Woo Hoo!! Top 5. Happy Friday.

[Auntbee]

Okay Top 6.

[Rummyfan]

Happy Friday before Thanksgiving!

Laissez le bon temps roulez y'all!

[BJClinton]

We'll give you first for the effort.

[RightCanuck]

In by 10?

[Rightly Biased]

Durn lets get right down to doing nothing but this all day long.

[BJClinton]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire
room for
the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn
right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do
this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there
must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn
thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

[The_Victor]

The last Friday before Thanksgiving.

Checking in for immense silliness.

[RightCanuck]

In a Maxwell Smart voice "I missed it by that much"

[Diva Betsy Ross]

good screen name!

Yeah, I'm posting to you!

;]

[BJClinton]

Laissez le bon temps roulez

Tous vos Français sont appartiennent à nous

[ErnBatavia]

[BJClinton]

Durn lets get right down to doing nothing but this all day long.

I'm so down with that, but I gotta clean my deer rifle. I tell you what, the looks the company prez gave me a few minutes ago were priceless. Maybe I should ask for a raise right now?

[The_Victor]