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Woman Drives Station Wagon Into Bookstore
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Posted on 11/14/2005 5:01:47 PM PST by day10

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - A woman drove a station wagon through a wall of the Barnes & Noble bookstore, sending glass, wood and books flying. Three people suffered leg injuries. Two were taken to a hospital.

The store was filled with shoppers at about 2 p.m. Sunday when the Subaru station wagon plowed backward through picture windows in a reading area in the store's northwest corner. The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40 feet through the bookstore before coming to rest in nonfiction.

"I thought it was an earthquake," said shopper Chris Badgett, 27. "There was screaming, people were running. I was running too."

The driver, Linda A. Duck, 58, has not been charged. She was not injured.

Just before the Subaru hit, Geoff Brosamer was sitting in the reading area, a space with armchairs, reading tables, framed portraits of famous authors and a fireplace.

Brosamer walked to the checkout counter and asked staff members to announce that his creative writing group would be meeting in the lounge. He walked back to the lounge, looked out the window, and saw the Subaru approaching.

"I saw this car turning, like it was going to go into the parking space," Brosamer said. "And then she just kept going and going."

The sound of shattering glass was deafening, witnesses said. People screamed and shrieked and dodged the car as it headed toward the fireplace, jerked right, and smashed into shelves of travel and history books.

A retired police officer helped get the driver out of the car. Two dogs in the back of the Subaru were taken to an animal clinic for safekeeping.

Duck told witnesses she'd just taken her dogs for a run and decided to stop by Barnes & Noble on her way home. She seemed to be in shock, bystanders said.

The store never closed.

Anchorage police spokesman Paul Honeman said Monday investigators will try to determine whether there was a mechanical failure or driver error that led to the incident.


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To: teenyelliott
Hi my name is larry wallace and I'd like to sell your husband some life insurance< /dork voice>
61 posted on 11/14/2005 7:39:17 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

heehee


62 posted on 11/14/2005 7:39:19 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Honestly - if you don't like the name your parents gave you - NOTHING is stopping you from changing it.
Only $200
63 posted on 11/14/2005 7:40:15 PM PST by HungarianGypsy
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Not to worry. I got five million bucks on him as soon as I married him. Gotta plan ahead for tragedy, don't we? *wink wink*


64 posted on 11/14/2005 7:42:07 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

Was he a dentist?


65 posted on 11/14/2005 7:42:49 PM PST by nickcarraway (I'm Only Alive, Because a Judge Hasn't Ruled I Should Die...)
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To: nickcarraway
No, and I am not that old.

but I did steal my line from that crazy story

66 posted on 11/14/2005 7:44:46 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: csvset

Suburu in the travel section? At least she didn't park in the mystery section and disappear.


67 posted on 11/14/2005 7:46:53 PM PST by Cvengr (<;^))
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To: teenyelliott; PaulaB
And then, tearfullycheerfully move on.
68 posted on 11/14/2005 8:02:37 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Maximus of Texas
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69 posted on 11/14/2005 8:15:13 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
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To: teenyelliott
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70 posted on 11/14/2005 8:16:06 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

That is great!


71 posted on 11/14/2005 8:16:45 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: freedumb2003
I have seen many women drive automatics with one foot on the gas and the other on the brake.

Actually, this is what we call "Left Foot Braking" in the auto racing world.
It's probably used by a GREAT MAJORITY of today's NASCAR, CART, IRL, Formula, etc. drivers.
That is how I was taught in racing school.

72 posted on 11/14/2005 8:18:17 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

ROFLMAO!!!

Dick-Belcher....


I'll need a minute to regain my composure!

;-)


73 posted on 11/14/2005 8:19:32 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
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To: HungarianGypsy
Only $200

Well worth the $$$ rather than being called Dick Belcher (Dick Trickle, Linda Duck, etc. etc.) for the rest of your life.

74 posted on 11/14/2005 8:21:03 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
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To: teenyelliott



It fit your post - PERFECTLY!



75 posted on 11/14/2005 8:22:18 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

No kidding! But I was killing husbands, not ex's. No money in that!


76 posted on 11/14/2005 8:23:07 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

I got peace of mind from killing mine.

Actually - I dream of ways to send him over the heart attack edge. If you know what I mean....


77 posted on 11/14/2005 8:28:22 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I think that when you hit a certain age they should just put two brake pedals in the car. That accelerator is nothing but trouble.


78 posted on 11/14/2005 8:33:37 PM PST by rattrap
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To: rattrap

I'd say you could just walk - but there is trouble there too.....

It's always something...

Maybe we should make them push the car - or bicycles only - like in China.... or Roller Blades - those are fun in the snow.

;-)


79 posted on 11/14/2005 8:35:35 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

True. I am just going to change the spelling of my first name. But ither bills come up.


80 posted on 11/14/2005 8:35:42 PM PST by HungarianGypsy
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