I'm sorry, you must be a city boy, I've never heard of ballet dancers, fig newtwon bars or surboards.
Are they in any way similar to cloggers, homemade nestle's chocolate cookies and johnboats? Oooh, now I understand. I think I can beat you in clogging, cookies and johnboats. Hands down..And if you aren't sure of that, let's go canoeing down one of the Ozarks beautiful rivers. You get to be in the back. (hehe, and no, any river man would tell you that's not sexual, just, you get to be in the back) :)
"I'm sorry, you must be a city boy."
MMMmmmm....I find it hard to categorize oneself in such limiting ways.
Cloggers??? Bwah ha ha haaa...
Actually, I went canoing through the Okeefenokee once. I preferred being in the front.
What are things like in the Ozarks these days? Is there any true hillbilly culture there, or have the tourists taken over?