"I'm sorry, you must be a city boy."
MMMmmmm....I find it hard to categorize oneself in such limiting ways.
Cloggers??? Bwah ha ha haaa...
Actually, I went canoing through the Okeefenokee once. I preferred being in the front.
First, let me say, a lake is nothing, I could be the one in control on a lake, we might go round in circles but we'd get there. A crick (creek) or river is totally different. Requires some skill there. Women like men who have skills.