Friday, at last!
My 2nd day off in a month, and I'm reading FR...slow day...
I get to be silly from home.
Just kidding, Happy Friday, Happy Veterans Day, and LET"S BE SILLY!!!!
Now you are silly.. that copy (cover.009.gif) really made me laugh. I am glad it's OFST. I'd like to send Ms. Hillary a copy of those files.
· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
· Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it's a valuable plant.
· The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
· Life is sexually transmitted.
· Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
· Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
· All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
· In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
· Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
· Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
· If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
· If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
· Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
· Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
· Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
The Flag Pole
This next project occurred long before the September 11 events. JD8 decides to put up an American flag in front of his house. I don’t mind that he’s putting up a flag. However, the JD8 School of Home Improvement (not yet an accredited learning institution) states that the flag pole needs to be taller than your house. Small aircraft, beware! Flag pole
Warning: Large picture downloads for dial-up users (if there are still any of you out there).
Hopefully most xx chromosones have left by now...
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? - None, let her do the dishes in the dark.