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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers ^ | 11/11/2005 | pffft

Posted on 11/11/2005 5:33:07 AM PST by BJClinton

Wheee! The week is almost over and what a week it has been. So crack open a beer, or an e-beer if you're at work, and let it all hang out. Well, don't let it *all* hang out...you know what I mean.

So Ms. Mapes is "unrepentant"?





TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Snow flurries?

Come on don't BS the old curmudgeon. ;)


381 posted on 11/11/2005 11:07:18 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Darksheare

Ok, and why am I not on your "Ladies of FR" list?


382 posted on 11/11/2005 11:07:42 AM PST by EX52D
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To: blackie

NO BS, snow flurries!


383 posted on 11/11/2005 11:08:09 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Darksheare
You're a Depressed Drunk
You know that distinct taste of tears and vodka real well.
What Kind of Drunk Are You?

384 posted on 11/11/2005 11:08:45 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Yarn-ho.)
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To: EX52D; Paul_Denton

Okay.. I'll toss you onto that list.
;-)

I tossed Paul onto the list by his request.
(For some reason I have been put on the FR women of substance list.. because I can relay stuff to my sis..)


385 posted on 11/11/2005 11:10:08 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: hattend

Hmm..


386 posted on 11/11/2005 11:11:11 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: LongElegantLegs
You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!
What Kind of Drunk Are You?

387 posted on 11/11/2005 11:11:43 AM PST by EX52D
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

***How You Life Your Life***


You have a good sense of self control and hate to show weakness.
You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations.
You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.
Some of your past dreams have disappointed you, but you don't let it get you down.


How Do You Live Your Life?
http://www.blogthings.com/howdoyouliveyourlifequiz/


388 posted on 11/11/2005 11:11:48 AM PST by peacebaby (I'm not overwhelmed! I'm just the right amount of whelmed.)
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To: BJClinton

** A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by.
One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a ride. A little further along, as he approached the town, he spotted a lawyer walking along the side of the road.
Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a "whump" and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling across the field.
He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure that I missed that lawyer."
And the priest replied, "That's OK, my son, I got him with the door."


389 posted on 11/11/2005 11:12:21 AM PST by johnk (faithful with little....)
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To: LongElegantLegs
You're A Passed Out Drunk
Drinking gives you that warm fuzzy feeling, until you're thrown in the back of a police car...
What Kind of Drunk Are You?

390 posted on 11/11/2005 11:14:07 AM PST by appalachian_dweller (Get Prepared. Stay Prepared. See my FR Homepage for a list of actions and supplies.)
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To: Darksheare
Thanks! Thumbs Up
391 posted on 11/11/2005 11:14:13 AM PST by EX52D
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To: BJClinton

Hopefully most xx chromosones have left by now...

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? - None, let her do the dishes in the dark.


392 posted on 11/11/2005 11:14:46 AM PST by johnk (faithful with little....)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
HASH(0x8cd78a0)
*Sorcerer/Sorceress* For a Sorcerer (or Sorceress for girls), magic is a
natural ability. You treat it like an art,
something to be practiced, not studied.
Sorcerers are carefree, fun-loving, and
artistic in thier own creative ways, using
thier powers for thier own liking.

What kind of Spellcaster are you?
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393 posted on 11/11/2005 11:15:10 AM PST by peacebaby (I'm not overwhelmed! I'm just the right amount of whelmed.)
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To: EX52D

Welcome!


394 posted on 11/11/2005 11:15:32 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: johnk

Silly boy, that's what dishwashers are for.


395 posted on 11/11/2005 11:15:42 AM PST by Auntbee (I love football season!!)
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To: Darksheare

LOL...where did your tagline come from?


396 posted on 11/11/2005 11:16:59 AM PST by EX52D
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I'll take your word for it.

Some late Decembers and early Januarys we get a couple of inches of snow.


397 posted on 11/11/2005 11:17:48 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: EX52D

A slight alteration of the lyrics to the song "Keep a rockin me baby"..
(I dunno the actual title..)


398 posted on 11/11/2005 11:18:37 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: BJClinton
he's up the street from me here in Westlake

My sister teaches at Westlake High School

399 posted on 11/11/2005 11:18:54 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; blackie

You too?
Had some frost here earlier.


400 posted on 11/11/2005 11:22:23 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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