**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers ^ | 11/11/2005 | pffft

[BJClinton]

Wheee! The week is almost over and what a week it has been. So crack open a beer, or an e-beer if you're at work, and let it all hang out. Well, don't let it *all* hang out...you know what I mean.

So Ms. Mapes is "unrepentant"?

[johnk]

** How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace:-

Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyonehas got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

When driving colleagues around insist on keeping your car windscreen wipers running in all weather conditions "To keep 'em tuned up."

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area, and insist to others that you "Like it that way."

As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

Ask people what gender they are.

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".

[r-q-tek86]

You're An Alcoholic

... and you spend too much time on the OFST

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

[EX52D]

Ha, ha, very funny...

(hiccup)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Oh yeah frost weeks ago. Then it got warm and now, snow flurries. Just Damn!

[Darksheare]

I'll say it officially here: Not my fault!
;-)

[EX52D]

[Fierce Allegiance]

You're a Happy Drunk

You can get enough drink. Fireworks somehow always come into play, and the clothes somehow disappear.

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

[r-q-tek86]

TEN TOP INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A
CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN :

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a
left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of
Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from
Roto-Rooter

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care
Coverage is "An apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants
you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of
network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little
M's on them.

A! ND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP
HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle
stick and duct tape.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You're A Crazy Drunk

When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty.

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

But we love you anyway!!

[EX52D]

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I'll bet in some way that it is!

[Millee]

Finally, results I can live with.

You're a Wild Drunk

You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

[EX52D]

Uh-oh...that's what I got too.

[Millee]

Ew. Ewwww..ewwww...ewwww... think I'll pass on the chili today.

[EX52D]

LOL...or the bungee jump.

[r-q-tek86]

You're A Guinness Drinkin' Fool

It's good over ice cream, too. (and you spend too much time on the OFST)

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

[BostonianRightist]

I thought of squash.

Err...no.

There we go. Does that make me "different enough"?

[Auntbee]

I'm a "wild drunk", too.

[Peepster]