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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers ^
| 11/11/2005
| pffft
Posted on 11/11/2005 5:33:07 AM PST by BJClinton
Wheee! The week is almost over and what a week it has been. So crack open a beer, or an e-beer if you're at work, and let it all hang out. Well, don't let it *all* hang out...you know what I mean.
So Ms. Mapes is "unrepentant"?


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: eaglessuck; friday; ofst; tgif
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To: BJClinton
** How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace:-
Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyonehas got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
When driving colleagues around insist on keeping your car windscreen wipers running in all weather conditions "To keep 'em tuned up."
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area, and insist to others that you "Like it that way."
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".
401
posted on
11/11/2005 11:22:33 AM PST
by
johnk
(faithful with little....)
To: EX52D
You're An Alcoholic |
... and you spend too much time on the OFST |
402
posted on
11/11/2005 11:23:36 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer)
To: r-q-tek86
Ha, ha, very funny...
(hiccup)
403
posted on
11/11/2005 11:25:22 AM PST
by
EX52D
To: Darksheare
Oh yeah frost weeks ago. Then it got warm and now, snow flurries. Just Damn!
404
posted on
11/11/2005 11:27:54 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I'll say it officially here: Not my fault!
;-)
405
posted on
11/11/2005 11:28:24 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: r-q-tek86
406
posted on
11/11/2005 11:28:30 AM PST
by
EX52D
To: r-q-tek86
You're a Happy Drunk |
You can get enough drink. Fireworks somehow always come into play, and the clothes somehow disappear. |
407
posted on
11/11/2005 11:29:17 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
To: EX52D
TEN TOP INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A
CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN :
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a
left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of
Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from
Roto-Rooter
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care
Coverage is "An apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants
you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of
network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little
M's on them.
A! ND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP
HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle
stick and duct tape.
408
posted on
11/11/2005 11:29:51 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer)
To: LongElegantLegs; peacebaby; Dashing Dasher; najida; r-q-tek86; Darksheare; PaulaB; Millee; ...
You're A Crazy Drunk |
When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty. |
409
posted on
11/11/2005 11:30:24 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: r-q-tek86
410
posted on
11/11/2005 11:30:57 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: r-q-tek86
411
posted on
11/11/2005 11:32:09 AM PST
by
EX52D
To: Darksheare
I'll bet in some way that it is!
412
posted on
11/11/2005 11:32:28 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Finally, results I can live with.
You're a Wild Drunk |
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! |
413
posted on
11/11/2005 11:34:34 AM PST
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: Millee
Uh-oh...that's what I got too.
414
posted on
11/11/2005 11:35:27 AM PST
by
EX52D
To: EX52D
Ew. Ewwww..ewwww...ewwww... think I'll pass on the chili today.
415
posted on
11/11/2005 11:36:36 AM PST
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: Millee
LOL...or the bungee jump.
416
posted on
11/11/2005 11:37:14 AM PST
by
EX52D
To: Fierce Allegiance
You're A Guinness Drinkin' Fool |
It's good over ice cream, too. (and you spend too much time on the OFST) |
417
posted on
11/11/2005 11:37:33 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer)
To: Peepster
I thought of squash.

Err...no.

There we go. Does that make me "different enough"?
To: Millee
419
posted on
11/11/2005 11:38:09 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I love football season!!)
To: EX52D
420
posted on
11/11/2005 11:39:30 AM PST
by
Peepster
(I'm new here so I hope I do things right...)
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