Posted on 11/10/2005 1:32:32 PM PST by ValerieUSA
Enrique Iglesias has shocked his female admirers - by announcing he wants to release his own range of extra-small condoms. The Latin heartthrob admitted he can't find sheaths to fit the smaller man, and wants to save people who aren't well-endowed any embarrassment.
The 30-year-old, who is dating stunning tennis pin-up Anna Kournikova, is quoted in America's Houston Press newspaper as saying: "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. "I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience. "Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward."
Last month, the hunky singer was named the sexiest bachelor by Spanish-language magazine People en Espanol. Although he topped the poll for his "smouldering good looks", Enrique admits he looks the worse for wear after a few drinks. He said: "I've had many [embarrassing sexual experiences], but I'll have to say when alcohol kills the romance - in fact, when alcohol kills everything, if you know what I mean."
Man and woman go back to man's place, and get naked.
Woman looks down and says, "Who you gonna please with that little thing?"
Man says, "Me."
Anna: Enrique, who are you going to please with that little thing?
Enrique: Me!
True, but it's still funny.
Take it from someone that has been around the world, got the T-shirt and burned the evidence, the world is a very strange and complicated place and the internet has not a clue and now for something completly different I am listening to Cavuto talking about porn and I Pods, talk about wierd.
And he ADMITS this?!?!?!?! He must be very talented in other areas.
hmmmmm .. I looked up Houston Press.
It could be a spoof paper and the Brits picked it up as gossip "news."
http://www.houstonpress.com/
Maybe they'll come in a fortune cookie?
The girl is cute, but looks dumb as a box of rocks.
I've been getting his E-Mail.
ha ha ha
Let us toy with rumor and innuendo for at least a few minutes!
Er, nothing personal, of course.
Is she 13 in this pic?
Yeah, but it still takes a lonnnnnnnggggggg time to get to England in a rowboat.
If not mistaken the HP is an insert(no pun intended) to the Houston Chronicle and is full of escort sevices, strip clubs and personal ads.
Nah, about 34B.
Breaking news pings.
haha.....I think alot of men think that way...they have the reverse side mirror..."objects are smaller then they appear"......in you mind buddy.....lol......and yes, I'm a guy so no bashing fellows....
I heard it on Neal Boortz's show today, and you know he says to not believe anything he says.....
LOL
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