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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
source this ^ | 10/04/2005 | The Usual Suspects

Posted on 11/04/2005 6:25:31 AM PST by BJClinton

Weee! This has been one rough week. But, hey, we got a new Supreme court nominee *AND* I just found out Mrs. BJClinton is expecting. That's right folks, there's another smart-a** on the way. Alrighty, enough about me, let the silliness begin!



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: alitorawks; imissyouthag; ofst; tgif
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To: martin_fierro; Fierce Allegiance; Tijeras_Slim

LMAO!!

I love it. You are the MAN!


81 posted on 11/04/2005 6:55:06 AM PST by Constitution Day (p.s. I'll find my freeper)
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To: Pookyhead
Come on, now - that pic is obviously Photoshopped - Here is the original:

82 posted on 11/04/2005 6:55:15 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: BJClinton
In the case of "the Diary of Anne Frank", EVERYONE agreed the movie was better than the book:

83 posted on 11/04/2005 6:56:43 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: BJClinton

Congratulations!!


84 posted on 11/04/2005 6:57:35 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Yarn-ho.)
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To: BJClinton

Congratulations!


85 posted on 11/04/2005 6:58:32 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Constitution Day

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86 posted on 11/04/2005 6:59:08 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: day10
I changed one answer that could go either way for me and instead of Arty I get Brainy.

Brainy Kid
In high school, you were acing AP classes or hanging out in the computer lab.

You may have been a bit of a geek back then, but now you're a total success!
Who Were You In High School?

87 posted on 11/04/2005 7:02:00 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: KevinDavis
You scored as Zoe Alleyne Washburne. The Soldier. You are the second in command, and that is fine. You like a chain of command, but only when the one in charge has earnt your respect. Those who earn your love or loyalty will find no one better to guard their back.

Zoe Alleyne Washburne

63%

River Tam

56%

Jayne Cobb

56%

Kaylee (Kaywinnet Lee) Frye

44%

Simon Tam

44%

The Operative

38%

Inara Serra

38%

Shepherd Derrial Book

38%

Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

25%

Capt. Mal Reynolds

19%

Which Serenity character are you?
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88 posted on 11/04/2005 7:03:18 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Petronski

That's disturbing!


89 posted on 11/04/2005 7:05:03 AM PST by Chanticleer (A free society is a place where it's safe to be unpopular. -- Adlai Stevenson)
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To: BJClinton; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; ...
Happy Friday to all.

Lets get silly, PING!!!

90 posted on 11/04/2005 7:05:09 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: martin_fierro

ROFL.
My office neighbor came to see what I was laughing at.

Since she's kind of a kook, I didn't show her. ;^)


91 posted on 11/04/2005 7:05:34 AM PST by Constitution Day (if I looking for freeper. Him name is marty fierro)
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To: Leapfrog
Brainy Kid
In high school, you were acing AP classes or hanging out in the computer lab.

You may have been a bit of a geek back then, but now you're a total success!
Who Were You In High School?

92 posted on 11/04/2005 7:06:10 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: BJClinton

My son had just turned 14 when I finally decided to talk to
him about sex. To ensure private time, I brought him on a
ski trip and began our talk on the chair lift so he couldn't
escape.

"Son, do you know about girls and babies?" I asked.

He nodded but cut me off.

The next ride up the ski lift, I brought it up again, only to
have him look away in silence. On the third lift, already
knowing I had waited too long, I bluntly asked, "Son, would
you like to talk about sex?"

"Gee, Dad," he responded, "is that all you ever think about?"


93 posted on 11/04/2005 7:06:38 AM PST by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: BJClinton

in 2hrs i will


94 posted on 11/04/2005 7:06:56 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: BJClinton
Congratulations! Have you subscribed to Parents Magazine yet?


95 posted on 11/04/2005 7:08:46 AM PST by Quilla
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To: The_Victor
I WAS the artsy fartsy one in high school...!
Arty Kid
Whether you were a drama freak or an emo poet, you definitely were expressive and unique.

You're probably a little less weird these days - but even more talented!
Who Were You In High School?

96 posted on 11/04/2005 7:10:59 AM PST by peacebaby ("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Finally Friday! Wakka Wakka
97 posted on 11/04/2005 7:11:24 AM PST by EX52D
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To: peacebaby
Cat Enema
98 posted on 11/04/2005 7:12:23 AM PST by BJClinton
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To: EX52D

It is starting out rough. I have work to do. Do they not realize Friday is for silliness?


99 posted on 11/04/2005 7:13:12 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Petronski

Sleep Is Better Than Sex Because...






1. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.

2. No one will start rumours about how much you sleep.

3. You won't complain in the morning about not getting any.

4. You don't have to pay for sleep.

5. You don't need to sleep after sleeping.

6. Sleep can last a good eight hours. (or even more)

7. You can sleep in church.

8. While sleeping, you can have sex with anyone you want.

9. Your teddy bear never complains.

And of course....

10. It's legal to sleep in any position whichever country you live in.


100 posted on 11/04/2005 7:14:52 AM PST by Peepster (I'm new here, so be nice...)
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