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| 10/04/2005
| The Usual Suspects
Posted on 11/04/2005 6:25:31 AM PST by BJClinton
Weee! This has been one rough week. But, hey, we got a new Supreme court nominee *AND* I just found out Mrs. BJClinton is expecting. That's right folks, there's another smart-a** on the way. Alrighty, enough about me, let the silliness begin!
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: alitorawks; imissyouthag; ofst; tgif
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To: Fierce Allegiance
The more we know, the less we understand.
581
posted on
11/04/2005 2:03:32 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(... this situation absolutely requires a really futile & stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.)
To: BJClinton
582
posted on
11/04/2005 2:04:05 PM PST
by
bad company
( Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: bad company
Awww...you got me.
583
posted on
11/04/2005 2:06:14 PM PST
by
EX52D
To: bad company
584
posted on
11/04/2005 2:08:48 PM PST
by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: baker_girl
yea....
I was really, really bored.
To: Fierce Allegiance
Exactly...think about it
it's important to know what you don't know...
586
posted on
11/04/2005 2:11:02 PM PST
by
PaulaB
(It's Important To Know What You Don't Know)
To: EX52D
A software engineer, hardware engineer and company division manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes failed. The car careered out of control, bouncing off guard rails until it ground to a halt along the mountainside. The occupants were unhurt, but stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes.
"I know," said the manager. "Lets have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals and through a process of continuous improvement, find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we'll be on our way."
"No," said the hardware engineer. "I've got my Swiss army knife with me. I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it and we'll be on our way."
"Wait," said the software engineer. "Before we do anything, shouldn't we push the car back to the top of the mountain and see if it happens again."
587
posted on
11/04/2005 2:20:16 PM PST
by
Peepster
(I'm new here so I hope I do things right...)
To: Leapfrog
588
posted on
11/04/2005 2:35:52 PM PST
by
bad company
( Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Oh, man, that is HIgh-larious.
So innocent.
589
posted on
11/04/2005 2:57:17 PM PST
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: bad company
Ha. Funny. K, check this out:
To: Dashing Dasher
DD, it's 6 oclock sooooommmewhere.
591
posted on
11/04/2005 3:26:37 PM PST
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: Peepster; ArGee
check out the joke #587 post. It's funny, eh? :~)
592
posted on
11/04/2005 3:28:23 PM PST
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: peacebaby
Leaving soon for happy hour....
Right there in my outlook - 5pm beers with the gals!
593
posted on
11/04/2005 3:29:22 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(... this situation absolutely requires a really futile & stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.)
To: Dashing Dasher
be careful with the drive home. Drink a vodka soda for me, will ya? And kiss the guys while you're at it.
594
posted on
11/04/2005 3:32:12 PM PST
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: peacebaby
Taking Public Trans - Easier than a night in jail.
Sure, I'll have a cocktail and a gander at the boys for you.
;-)
595
posted on
11/04/2005 3:35:53 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(... this situation absolutely requires a really futile & stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.)
To: BJClinton
596
posted on
11/04/2005 3:36:46 PM PST
by
bad company
( Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: Maximus of Texas; najida
"MM and Najida, where have you all been? "
Weve been at a local watering hole sucking down tequila and making goo-goo eyes at all the young men!
:o)
MM
597
posted on
11/04/2005 3:37:22 PM PST
by
motormouth
(Good Grief!!!!)
To: Dashing Dasher
Not gander, DD! A BIG OLE WET KISS! Make sure you've got lots of lipstick on. Tell them it's from Peacebaby in Atlanta.
598
posted on
11/04/2005 3:37:38 PM PST
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: motormouth
Can I join you girls at the watering hole?
599
posted on
11/04/2005 3:39:03 PM PST
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: peacebaby
Surely!!!
You can handle youre tequila right?? LOL
MM
600
posted on
11/04/2005 3:41:44 PM PST
by
motormouth
(Good Grief!!!!)
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