**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

source this ^ | 10/04/2005 | The Usual Suspects

[BJClinton]

Weee! This has been one rough week. But, hey, we got a new Supreme court nominee *AND* I just found out Mrs. BJClinton is expecting. That's right folks, there's another smart-a** on the way. Alrighty, enough about me, let the silliness begin!

[EX52D]

All American Kid

Popular but not plastic. Athletic but not a jock. Smart but not a brain.

You were well rounded and well liked in high school.

Who Were You In High School?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Surname (first character) Shi

Given Name (middle character) Rong= glorious

Given Name (last character): bao= treasure, jewel; precious, rare

[EX52D]

Groovy...

[Peepster]

looks like it's a negative on finding any prints at the scene

[The_Victor]

...now let's get busy here. This thread is dying...

Is Dash still here? Someone needs to remove clothing.

;^}~

[Michael Goldsberry]

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no prior experience.

She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but can't get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is moments away from unconsciousness when, to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

[Fierce Allegiance]

LOL, I hate structureal. It's all DO DO DO crap. I'm a dirt guy! Train a monkey to interpret N values into drilling production rates of various drilling augers and drilling buckets in diamters from 1 foot to 16 feet in 3" increments, based on N values, and RQD's and REC's which are typically representative of less than one millionth of the overall project, taking into acount groundwater intrusion and potential obstructions and you are good. That's what I do.

Train a monkey to run my HP48GX calculator? The quick start guide is 98 pages. Mine is 12 years old and I still have to have all the manuals.

Show me that monkey, and I'll buy him a beer. I'd love to be retired. I can go specify faux wood blinds and pink paint, like the typical architect!

< /ducking!>

[EX52D]

That face is scary...

[Peepster]

Wanna come to my house for a swim sleep over?

[r-q-tek86]

Do I make you horney, baby?

[The_Victor]

Wanna come to my house for a swim sleep over?

I hate going to bed wet.

[EX52D]

[Peepster]

Been busy being monitored as I was bridging the gap...

[r-q-tek86]

Someone needs to remove clothing

[EX52D]

Wow, that's kinda cool...let's see, I think we have a few of those around here...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I am not removing clothing. That causes fear and a mass stampede from my area.

I am NOT getting sued for causing Post Traumatic Stress Disorder again.

[EX52D]

As long as it isn't this guy...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

LOL

[r-q-tek86]

The way I see it... if someone can write a computer program to do your job, you really are nothing more than a highly trained monkey.