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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
source this ^ | 10/04/2005 | The Usual Suspects

Posted on 11/04/2005 6:25:31 AM PST by BJClinton

Weee! This has been one rough week. But, hey, we got a new Supreme court nominee *AND* I just found out Mrs. BJClinton is expecting. That's right folks, there's another smart-a** on the way. Alrighty, enough about me, let the silliness begin!



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: alitorawks; imissyouthag; ofst; tgif
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To: Maximus of Texas

HOW do you find this stuff? That is amazing.


321 posted on 11/04/2005 10:09:25 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
>> I attended some of the time. I hated school, hated the people, and was bored by the classes. They were too easy and I didn't care. <<

Damn JRBC, that sounds a lot like me. I used to start and win arguments with the teachers. I stayed high in my school daze. Kept me from loosing what little sanity I had at the time.
322 posted on 11/04/2005 10:09:47 AM PST by appalachian_dweller (Get Prepared. Stay Prepared. See my FR Homepage for a list of actions and supplies.)
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To: Pookyhead
IN BEFORE THE ZOOOOTT!!!


323 posted on 11/04/2005 10:12:40 AM PST by Tatze (I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
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To: appalachian_dweller

I know what you are saying. Being stoned and disconnected was better than dealing with the crap.


324 posted on 11/04/2005 10:15:59 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Whoo hoo! I get to join a club!


325 posted on 11/04/2005 10:17:51 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Happy Birthday Laura Bush!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

JRBC was a stoner in High School?! What? Next, people will accuse Richard Simmons of being gay.


326 posted on 11/04/2005 10:18:07 AM PST by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: exile

LOL!!


327 posted on 11/04/2005 10:19:37 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Doing pen-ance with your computer?







328 posted on 11/04/2005 10:23:27 AM PST by Peepster (I'm new here so I hope I do things right...)
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To: teenyelliott

Send a check for $14.98 and you'll learn all my secrets.


329 posted on 11/04/2005 10:26:07 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Peepster

Yikes.


330 posted on 11/04/2005 10:26:14 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Talk about silliness! I had to actually do some work today. Work. On Friday. The nerve...

One of our genius programmers decided to "optimize" a process, so he recompiled it and put the new file in place.

Soon enough, along comes the parent job to spawn this new gem and... *BLAM*... electron guts fly along with a core into a brand new cryptic gibberish directory. Some short time later, along comes the parent job and... *BLAM*... (You get the idea...)

There I was, minding my own business on the OFST when behold! My pager did a passable impression of an air raid klaxon. Unnngh!

All is well now as I've cleaned up the mess he caused and the DBAs have helped me strap him into the diesel Spank-O-Matic.

Lunch time!


331 posted on 11/04/2005 10:26:27 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Leapfrog

One more time in english please.


332 posted on 11/04/2005 10:28:53 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Leapfrog

lunch time or launch time?


333 posted on 11/04/2005 10:33:47 AM PST by peacebaby ("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I too hung out with the stoners. I was the smallest kid in the school. As a senior I got beat up by a freshman. The stoners didn't want to fight, just get high.


335 posted on 11/04/2005 10:34:53 AM PST by fredhead ( I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. - Patton)
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To: Maximus of Texas

I wonder what our names mean in chinese...


336 posted on 11/04/2005 10:35:14 AM PST by BJClinton
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To: Leapfrog
Speaking of lunch...
337 posted on 11/04/2005 10:35:18 AM PST by EX52D
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To: fredhead

The stoners were accepting of everyone. It was a beautiful and colorful experience.


338 posted on 11/04/2005 10:36:36 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: BJClinton

Oh, if I had more time, i would provide one for all my FR buddies


340 posted on 11/04/2005 10:40:23 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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