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| 10/04/2005
| The Usual Suspects
Posted on 11/04/2005 6:25:31 AM PST by BJClinton
Weee! This has been one rough week. But, hey, we got a new Supreme court nominee *AND* I just found out Mrs. BJClinton is expecting. That's right folks, there's another smart-a** on the way. Alrighty, enough about me, let the silliness begin!

TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: alitorawks; imissyouthag; ofst; tgif
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To: Maximus of Texas
HOW do you find this stuff? That is amazing.
321
posted on
11/04/2005 10:09:25 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
>> I attended some of the time. I hated school, hated the people, and was bored by the classes. They were too easy and I didn't care. <<
Damn JRBC, that sounds a lot like me. I used to start and win arguments with the teachers. I stayed high in my school daze. Kept me from loosing what little sanity I had at the time.
322
posted on
11/04/2005 10:09:47 AM PST
by
appalachian_dweller
(Get Prepared. Stay Prepared. See my FR Homepage for a list of actions and supplies.)
To: Pookyhead
IN BEFORE THE ZOOOOTT!!!
323
posted on
11/04/2005 10:12:40 AM PST
by
Tatze
(I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
To: appalachian_dweller
I know what you are saying. Being stoned and disconnected was better than dealing with the crap.
324
posted on
11/04/2005 10:15:59 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Whoo hoo! I get to join a club!
325
posted on
11/04/2005 10:17:51 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(Happy Birthday Laura Bush!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
JRBC was a stoner in High School?! What? Next, people will accuse Richard Simmons of being gay.
326
posted on
11/04/2005 10:18:07 AM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: exile
327
posted on
11/04/2005 10:19:37 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Doing pen-ance with your computer?




328
posted on
11/04/2005 10:23:27 AM PST
by
Peepster
(I'm new here so I hope I do things right...)
To: teenyelliott
Send a check for $14.98 and you'll learn all my secrets.
To: Peepster
330
posted on
11/04/2005 10:26:14 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Talk about silliness! I had to actually do some work today. Work. On Friday. The nerve...
One of our genius programmers decided to "optimize" a process, so he recompiled it and put the new file in place.
Soon enough, along comes the parent job to spawn this new gem and... *BLAM*... electron guts fly along with a core into a brand new cryptic gibberish directory. Some short time later, along comes the parent job and... *BLAM*... (You get the idea...)
There I was, minding my own business on the OFST when behold! My pager did a passable impression of an air raid klaxon. Unnngh!
All is well now as I've cleaned up the mess he caused and the DBAs have helped me strap him into the diesel Spank-O-Matic.
Lunch time!
331
posted on
11/04/2005 10:26:27 AM PST
by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: Leapfrog
One more time in english please.
332
posted on
11/04/2005 10:28:53 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Leapfrog
lunch time or launch time?
333
posted on
11/04/2005 10:33:47 AM PST
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
Comment #334 Removed by Moderator
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I too hung out with the stoners. I was the smallest kid in the school. As a senior I got beat up by a freshman. The stoners didn't want to fight, just get high.
335
posted on
11/04/2005 10:34:53 AM PST
by
fredhead
( I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. - Patton)
To: Maximus of Texas
I wonder what our names mean in chinese...
To: Leapfrog
Speaking of lunch...
337
posted on
11/04/2005 10:35:18 AM PST
by
EX52D
To: fredhead
The stoners were accepting of everyone. It was a beautiful and colorful experience.
338
posted on
11/04/2005 10:36:36 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
Comment #339 Removed by Moderator
To: BJClinton
Oh, if I had more time, i would provide one for all my FR buddies
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