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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
source this ^ | 10/04/2005 | The Usual Suspects

Posted on 11/04/2005 6:25:31 AM PST by BJClinton

Weee! This has been one rough week. But, hey, we got a new Supreme court nominee *AND* I just found out Mrs. BJClinton is expecting. That's right folks, there's another smart-a** on the way. Alrighty, enough about me, let the silliness begin!



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: alitorawks; imissyouthag; ofst; tgif
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Yellow looks good on pretty much no one. Makes you looked all washed out.

I prefer black most of the time. Hided the rolls left behind by bab9ies.


261 posted on 11/04/2005 9:02:13 AM PST by conservativebabe (proud to be a vitriolic hyperconservative)
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To: peacebaby
Maybe he wants a pair for himself? Thinking
262 posted on 11/04/2005 9:02:24 AM PST by EX52D
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
12cm

Pssst, blondie, the answer is 5

263 posted on 11/04/2005 9:02:35 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
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To: Rightly Biased

Quite a sunny personality you have!


264 posted on 11/04/2005 9:02:38 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: peacebaby

Curious about what?


He can see boobs on the internet.


265 posted on 11/04/2005 9:02:43 AM PST by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: All

There once was a little sparrow that decided it was not going to fly south for the winter. As the little sparrow flew, ice formed on its wings and it came crashing to the ground. As the sparrow lay on the ground freezing to death, a cow came along and sh*t on the freezing sparrow. This warmed the sparrow and kept it from freezing to death. The sparrow was so happy that it started singing. A passing cat heard the sparrow singing, pulled it out of the sh*t and ate it.

The moral of the story:

Everyone that sh*ts on you is not necessarily your enemy.
Everyone that gets you out of the sh*t is not necessarily your friend.
If you’re warm and happy in a pile of sh*t, keep your mouth shut.


266 posted on 11/04/2005 9:02:55 AM PST by appalachian_dweller (Get Prepared. Stay Prepared. See my FR Homepage for a list of actions and supplies.)
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To: Quilla
I hope BJ gets a better kid than the sample in the top right corner here.


267 posted on 11/04/2005 9:03:02 AM PST by GretchenM (Hooked on porn and hating it? Visit http://www.theophostic.com .)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I'm good here. Thanking God it's Friday.


268 posted on 11/04/2005 9:04:18 AM PST by appalachian_dweller (Get Prepared. Stay Prepared. See my FR Homepage for a list of actions and supplies.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
The direction of the helmet doesn't really matter, right?


269 posted on 11/04/2005 9:06:38 AM PST by Peepster (I'm new here so I hope I do things right...)
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To: Leapfrog
Popular Kid
In high school, everyone knew your name - even if you didn't know theirs.

In fact, your still skating by on your looks and charm. Nothing wrong with that!
Who Were You In High School?

270 posted on 11/04/2005 9:08:23 AM PST by Moleman
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To: Peepster
LOL, That is why I wear a half helmet when in NJ. In Pa, where we ride with friends, there I do not wear one.

Helmets are for those afraid to die.

271 posted on 11/04/2005 9:08:56 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Shhh... don't tell anyone - but I added the blond part.
It's text. Not party of the picture.

Don't tel RQ or JimW.


272 posted on 11/04/2005 9:09:12 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (... this situation absolutely requires a really futile & stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Nope! one in each hand!!

(I'm baaaad)


273 posted on 11/04/2005 9:09:29 AM PST by colorcountry (Proud Parent of a Soldier, a UPS Driver, an Executive, a Construction Worker, and a Student)
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To: Peepster

Nope all that matters is how cool you look riding your moped


274 posted on 11/04/2005 9:09:34 AM PST by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: peacebaby
"I just found out my gay co-worker does look at my boobs - he's curious."

Is he thinking about getting implants?

275 posted on 11/04/2005 9:09:51 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Rightly Biased

A: that


276 posted on 11/04/2005 9:10:15 AM PST by GretchenM (Hooked on porn and hating it? Visit http://www.theophostic.com .)
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To: Peepster

welcome


277 posted on 11/04/2005 9:10:22 AM PST by peacebaby ("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
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To: GretchenM

sure nuff


278 posted on 11/04/2005 9:10:35 AM PST by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

he's pretty heavy. he doesn't need mine.


279 posted on 11/04/2005 9:11:17 AM PST by peacebaby ("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

That was funny the second time, too. :)


280 posted on 11/04/2005 9:13:02 AM PST by BJClinton
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