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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: King Prout
I have long believed that having Darksheare and me in one location might cause spontaneous nuclear fusion or some such. Throw his brother in the mix and it will be King Prouts Inferno. KEEP THEM AWAY FROM CHEMICALS AND EXPLOSIVES. Their Dad too! :)
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posted on
12/12/2005 7:52:04 PM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
(If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
To: tuliptree76
6,322
posted on
12/12/2005 7:53:07 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: DJ MacWoW; King Prout
Don't worry, the mothballs and oil type products will be safely away.
6,323
posted on
12/12/2005 7:53:51 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: timpad
The sturgeon better be for caviar, with all the furs and wine I've stockpiled...not to mention the "favors" given to those who are to ensure that my needs are met...
6,324
posted on
12/12/2005 7:56:02 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: timpad
Eventually for caviar, I understand. I don't know if our population will support that.
The "Are We There Yet?" is another habitat. We have three of equal mass that will rotate around a common center for artificial gravity while interplanetary.
The other habitat is the "He's Touching Me!" They're both fun places. (Spherical elevator car ride away.)
6,325
posted on
12/12/2005 7:57:39 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Monkey Face
not to mention the "favors" given to those who are to ensure that my needs are met...Not found of caviar, myself. Surprising given our shared Teuton heritage.
If I can manage to stockpile some caviar, you got any Arizona chiles or tamales to trade? I miss those soooo much...
6,326
posted on
12/12/2005 8:00:21 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Darksheare
um... maybe they will, maybe they won't
6,327
posted on
12/12/2005 8:04:39 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout; Darksheare
Oh, surely some harmless ping-pong balls will be available?
6,328
posted on
12/12/2005 8:05:56 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: King Prout
They haven't been tested?
This will be fascinating.
6,329
posted on
12/12/2005 8:05:57 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: timpad
I don't "indulge," myself, but fresh caviar is good to have around "just in case" there is something my current Dearly Beloved may ask for something ...um... arcane...
I always get what I want. If I want Azarona chilis, or yummy tamales with just the right amount of "heat," I can get them. ;o]
6,330
posted on
12/12/2005 8:06:38 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Darksheare
Thanks for the road map.
One refugee hiding out! LOL
6,331
posted on
12/12/2005 8:06:52 PM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: NicknamedBob; King Prout
Maybe.
We'll find a way to turn ping pong balls into something horrible given enough time.
6,332
posted on
12/12/2005 8:07:11 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse
I'd rather have the Ben-Wa balls, thankyouverymuch.
6,333
posted on
12/12/2005 8:07:44 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: StarCMC
Welcome!
Kick back, relax, add to the ambience if you feel like doing so.
6,334
posted on
12/12/2005 8:08:25 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare; King Prout
I was actually snickering that King Prout mentioned keeping you away from explosives, but didn't mention other evil things... like coffee pots... which in you hands can be qually dangerous. And then there's the malls.....
6,335
posted on
12/12/2005 8:09:38 PM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: StarCMC
Hi, Star!
Welcome aboard! Pretty lively for a Monday night.
6,336
posted on
12/12/2005 8:10:37 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: StarCMC; sionnsar; NicknamedBob
Hey! Welcome to the Castle! Do you think you can be ready to go to Mars in a few weeks?
We're actually quite self-contained, so if you want to join us, there is plenty of room. ;o]
6,337
posted on
12/12/2005 8:10:46 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: NicknamedBob
HEY BOB!!! So THIS is where you hide out, huh??
6,338
posted on
12/12/2005 8:12:19 PM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: StarCMC; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
Ah yes, shopping!
Gotta grab KP's sis and drag her out shopping.
We'll likely need to be bailed out.
And I'll likely hear another speech about how shorts (any type) are not headgear..
6,339
posted on
12/12/2005 8:12:52 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Monkey Face
COOL!! I just came to hide out and already there's a road trip! I'm in! LOL
Thanks for the welcome!
6,340
posted on
12/12/2005 8:13:26 PM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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