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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: King Prout

Just CC'ing you on a sitrep, KP.


6,281 posted on 12/12/2005 7:31:20 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: tuliptree76

well, there's eharmony...


6,282 posted on 12/12/2005 7:32:31 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: A CA Guy

If someone points one out to me, then I might give him a chance. But I still have yet to find someone who can point one out to me. All I get is "You should do this, and you should do that, and maybe you might find someone."


6,283 posted on 12/12/2005 7:32:42 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: King Prout

No DUH!

Sheesh!


6,284 posted on 12/12/2005 7:32:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: timpad

ah.

but where will the fishies swim?


6,285 posted on 12/12/2005 7:33:00 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

And where will I get $50/month to spend on that?


6,286 posted on 12/12/2005 7:33:26 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: tuliptree76

If you get you should do this and that, you are speaking to unavailable people (at least at that moment).

There are lots of professional clubs and alumni associations available on your campus, just avoid the pole dancing club since you are a business professional (not monkey business).


6,287 posted on 12/12/2005 7:34:47 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: King Prout
but where will the fishies swim?

I'm told there is a most profound moat, but 'Face's tour hasn't got there yet.

Now, unsaid is what Darks might keep in the moat...

6,288 posted on 12/12/2005 7:34:55 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: King Prout

un-[expletive]-believable!!!

who voted that the war against islamofascism is NOT worth fighting???


6,289 posted on 12/12/2005 7:35:44 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: timpad

ungh.

not gonna guess.

surprises can be fun.


6,290 posted on 12/12/2005 7:36:28 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: tuliptree76

*shrugs*

you saying you cannot scrape up $50/month?


6,291 posted on 12/12/2005 7:37:47 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; timpad

Inhabitant of the North side of the moat.. it has tentacles and a beak!

The other sides.. umm.. we have Nessie (On vacation.) and a sunbathing Yeti.
*checking paperwork*

Can't read the last two.
Looks like it says "thikwikka yik yik" and 'sql'jhgraaa'.


6,292 posted on 12/12/2005 7:39:05 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: timpad; Darksheare; NicknamedBob

It's not what Darks keeps...the most is inhabited by our pleisiosaur and her offspring. While we believe she is not carniverous, one can never tell, so always swim with a buddy.

It's the lower levels that Darks takes care of. Sometimes, the walls "shift" so it's difficult to get one's bearings in trying to find the way back to the upper levels.

Bob is actually in charge of the moat and the surrounds. He can answer most of your queries, I'm sure.



6,293 posted on 12/12/2005 7:39:14 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: King Prout

I make very little on my student salary.


6,294 posted on 12/12/2005 7:40:06 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: Darksheare; King Prout; Monkey Face

None of that sounds fish-friendly.


6,295 posted on 12/12/2005 7:40:36 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: tuliptree76

that does make it tougher, yes.


6,296 posted on 12/12/2005 7:40:58 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face

...the most = the MOAT...


6,297 posted on 12/12/2005 7:40:59 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: timpad; King Prout; Monkey Face

I think the fish that live in there may be ceolocanths.


6,298 posted on 12/12/2005 7:41:52 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Monkey Face

the moat is the most?
while I agree it makes a nice swimming hole, I dunno if I would call it "the most"


6,299 posted on 12/12/2005 7:42:02 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

G-filter fish


6,300 posted on 12/12/2005 7:42:27 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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