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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: tuliptree76

Good, I also make you laugh!!


11,141 posted on 12/26/2005 2:45:31 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: A CA Guy

Merry Christmas ACG!


11,142 posted on 12/26/2005 2:45:45 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Merry Christmas to all our troops at home and abroad!!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I found the "exceptional circumstances" amusing.


11,143 posted on 12/26/2005 2:46:30 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: A CA Guy

Very nice Christmas here.

How about you?


11,144 posted on 12/26/2005 2:47:46 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: tuliptree76

Well, they were exceptional!!


11,145 posted on 12/26/2005 2:49:35 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Yes, they were. ;-)


11,146 posted on 12/26/2005 2:54:23 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

They were surely!!


11,147 posted on 12/26/2005 2:57:31 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Everything was fine, but I did bring the 4 pound dog who was determined to try and eat his weight in Christmas foods.

I watched the little guy try to get the best of everybody, he was acting like he never ate in his whole life.

There was a nice Christmas meal, then I drive to the local DVD rental place and picked up a couple of new ones to watch.

It was a relaxed Christmas.


11,148 posted on 12/26/2005 3:04:50 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

Hungry dog!


11,149 posted on 12/26/2005 3:06:40 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

A very intense hungry dog indeed.

Will all the Christmas meal smells, he was not about to avoid the attempt to try and eat everyone's dinner. (Which is why he got to go outside in the warm car during the meal)

Not even his Christmas gift of a new flees blanket with doggie paws on it settled the dog down at all.
He wanted ALL THE FOOD! LOL


11,150 posted on 12/26/2005 3:11:31 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

The best kind.

:-D


11,151 posted on 12/26/2005 3:12:46 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: A CA Guy

I can imagine a big turkey in his mouth!!


11,152 posted on 12/26/2005 3:14:42 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Four pounds with a 400 pound attitude.

Hard for anyone to really fear a 4 pound dog with lots of fur and long bangs.


11,153 posted on 12/26/2005 3:18:20 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

LOL.

Unless that little dog wants your food.


11,154 posted on 12/26/2005 3:20:44 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I made the mistake one time of letting him eat all he wanted and he ate 75% of his body weight in chicken.

I did not let that happen ever again.

He probably would have eaten more, but I stopped him.


11,155 posted on 12/26/2005 3:21:01 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: fanfan
I only let him have pinches of food from me, but the intense stares and insistent barks while I am eating is something else.

Then when I drink my beverages he wants my ice cubes as well.
11,156 posted on 12/26/2005 3:22:52 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

Animals are bottomless pits!


11,157 posted on 12/26/2005 3:24:19 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

This bottomless pit also likes to watch cartoons or the animal channel so it can bark at the TV.


11,158 posted on 12/26/2005 3:26:54 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

LOL.


We've spent the last two years trying to train my daughter's dog to stay away from the table.

'trying'


11,159 posted on 12/26/2005 3:27:09 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Well, this one can't get to the dinner table being barely higher than my ankle.

It does try to act like an automatic furry pogo stick next to my seat as I eat though.

A little too much obsession with food IMO.


11,160 posted on 12/26/2005 3:29:59 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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