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Your Ad, My Pregnant Belly! 2 Months on a Growing Sign! (Ebay Auction)
ebay ^ | 10/30/05 | Natalie Larson

Posted on 11/01/2005 10:50:08 AM PST by dorathexplorer

Click on link to see real ebay ad...here


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: auction; ebay; humor; silly; stupidsoccermom; wombwithaview
I can't find any news stories on this yet...but I've heard alot on the radio...
1 posted on 11/01/2005 10:50:08 AM PST by dorathexplorer
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To: dorathexplorer

Aawww nothing like commercializing what should be considered a blessed moment. How soon until a company can pay to have its logo tattooed on the baby's forehead??


2 posted on 11/01/2005 11:06:00 AM PST by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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To: dorathexplorer


3 posted on 11/01/2005 11:08:22 AM PST by SquirrelKing (I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.)
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To: dorathexplorer

That is just...wrong. Yes, I dare to speak the W word!
Called me judgmental. Wouldn't you love to be that kid?
"Hey, your mom auctioned you off in her belly!! Neener, neener!"


4 posted on 11/01/2005 11:15:04 AM PST by pillut48 (CJ in TX)
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To: windcliff

How about a strip club ad?


5 posted on 11/01/2005 11:30:15 AM PST by stylecouncilor
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To: dorathexplorer

I don't know what advertiser would pay for this "honor", but I can surely say this: Whatever it is they may be selling, if this is the way they would promote it, I certainly am not going to buy it.

It's women like this that make me want to REMAIN barren and childless.

It's also a good reason for me not to move to the Arizona area where my family relocated. Words cannot even begin to describe the feelings of loath I have for this creature so I certainly wouldn't want to run into her. Well, maybe with ..nope, not gonna say it.


6 posted on 11/01/2005 11:46:30 AM PST by Woman on Caroline Street (Go sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.)
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To: dorathexplorer

OH. It gets better! She also states in her ad:

"BONUS - I'll be in Vegas Nov. 18 - 20 - What a DEAL"

I'm sure she can be found in the casino, sucking up second hand smoke. Only the best for her wee one.


7 posted on 11/01/2005 12:09:00 PM PST by Woman on Caroline Street (Go sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.)
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To: stylecouncilor

That's a good idea.


8 posted on 11/01/2005 12:25:12 PM PST by windcliff
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To: dorathexplorer

DANGIT!

My wife is 8 months pregnant. That means we just lost 8 months of lucrative advertising revenue.


9 posted on 11/01/2005 12:53:19 PM PST by Skooz (If you think Hitler was a Christian, you are a blithering idiot.)
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To: Dashing Dasher; PaulaB; Maximus of Texas

Check it....


10 posted on 11/01/2005 12:56:47 PM PST by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: dorathexplorer
People gettin desperate for money

is the only thing I can think of...


this goes in the weirddddd news

category!!!! ;)
11 posted on 11/01/2005 12:57:52 PM PST by PaulaB (If the phone don't ring you know it's me)
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To: Skooz

Well,
Just get her pregnant again!


12 posted on 11/01/2005 12:58:48 PM PST by najida (I've found the last dragon, now I need to figure out what to do with him.)
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To: PaulaB

I'm a little desperate for money.

And I do have a rather large butt.

Hmmm,
I wonder if I could have a 'Home of the Whopper' sign stuck back there for profit?


13 posted on 11/01/2005 1:00:01 PM PST by najida (I've found the last dragon, now I need to figure out what to do with him.)
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To: najida

Ah. That's a plan.

"C'mon, babe. It's for her college fund."


14 posted on 11/01/2005 1:00:13 PM PST by Skooz (If you think Hitler was a Christian, you are a blithering idiot.)
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To: dorathexplorer

good place for a condom ad.


15 posted on 11/01/2005 3:06:47 PM PST by Xenophobic Alien (I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.)
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To: tutstar

pregnant ping


16 posted on 11/01/2005 4:52:33 PM PST by Nightshift (Faith is something everyone has. The question is faith in what?)
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To: Xenophobic Alien; Marie Antoinette
good place for a condom ad.

LOL!

Started the bidding too high, IMO.

17 posted on 11/01/2005 7:55:34 PM PST by Big Giant Head (I should change my tagline to "Big Giant Pancake on my Head")
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To: Big Giant Head

Do I gotta look? :\


18 posted on 11/01/2005 8:23:07 PM PST by Marie Antoinette (Welcome to my little Rosemary Anne, born 10/24)
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