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Your Ad, My Pregnant Belly! 2 Months on a Growing Sign! (Ebay Auction)
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| 10/30/05
| Natalie Larson
Posted on 11/01/2005 10:50:08 AM PST by dorathexplorer
Click on link to see real ebay ad...here
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: auction; ebay; humor; silly; stupidsoccermom; wombwithaview
I can't find any news stories on this yet...but I've heard alot on the radio...
To: dorathexplorer
Aawww nothing like commercializing what should be considered a blessed moment. How soon until a company can pay to have its logo tattooed on the baby's forehead??
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posted on
11/01/2005 11:06:00 AM PST
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: dorathexplorer
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posted on
11/01/2005 11:08:22 AM PST
by
SquirrelKing
(I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.)
To: dorathexplorer
That is just...wrong. Yes, I dare to speak the W word!
Called me judgmental. Wouldn't you love to be that kid?
"Hey, your mom auctioned you off in her belly!! Neener, neener!"
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posted on
11/01/2005 11:15:04 AM PST
by
pillut48
(CJ in TX)
To: windcliff
How about a strip club ad?
To: dorathexplorer
I don't know what advertiser would pay for this "honor", but I can surely say this: Whatever it is they may be selling, if this is the way they would promote it, I certainly am not going to buy it.
It's women like this that make me want to REMAIN barren and childless.
It's also a good reason for me not to move to the Arizona area where my family relocated. Words cannot even begin to describe the feelings of loath I have for this creature so I certainly wouldn't want to run into her. Well, maybe with ..nope, not gonna say it.
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posted on
11/01/2005 11:46:30 AM PST
by
Woman on Caroline Street
(Go sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.)
To: dorathexplorer
OH. It gets better! She also states in her ad:
"BONUS - I'll be in Vegas Nov. 18 - 20 - What a DEAL"
I'm sure she can be found in the casino, sucking up second hand smoke. Only the best for her wee one.
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posted on
11/01/2005 12:09:00 PM PST
by
Woman on Caroline Street
(Go sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.)
To: stylecouncilor
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posted on
11/01/2005 12:25:12 PM PST
by
windcliff
To: dorathexplorer
DANGIT!
My wife is 8 months pregnant. That means we just lost 8 months of lucrative advertising revenue.
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posted on
11/01/2005 12:53:19 PM PST
by
Skooz
(If you think Hitler was a Christian, you are a blithering idiot.)
To: Dashing Dasher; PaulaB; Maximus of Texas
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posted on
11/01/2005 12:56:47 PM PST
by
dorathexplorer
(Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
To: dorathexplorer
People gettin desperate for money
is the only thing I can think of...
this goes in the weirddddd news
category!!!! ;)
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posted on
11/01/2005 12:57:52 PM PST
by
PaulaB
(If the phone don't ring you know it's me)
To: Skooz
Well,
Just get her pregnant again!
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posted on
11/01/2005 12:58:48 PM PST
by
najida
(I've found the last dragon, now I need to figure out what to do with him.)
To: PaulaB
I'm a little desperate for money.
And I do have a rather large butt.
Hmmm,
I wonder if I could have a 'Home of the Whopper' sign stuck back there for profit?
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posted on
11/01/2005 1:00:01 PM PST
by
najida
(I've found the last dragon, now I need to figure out what to do with him.)
To: najida
Ah. That's a plan.
"C'mon, babe. It's for her college fund."
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posted on
11/01/2005 1:00:13 PM PST
by
Skooz
(If you think Hitler was a Christian, you are a blithering idiot.)
To: dorathexplorer
good place for a condom ad.
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posted on
11/01/2005 3:06:47 PM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.)
To: tutstar
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posted on
11/01/2005 4:52:33 PM PST
by
Nightshift
(Faith is something everyone has. The question is faith in what?)
To: Xenophobic Alien; Marie Antoinette
good place for a condom ad. LOL!
Started the bidding too high, IMO.
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posted on
11/01/2005 7:55:34 PM PST
by
Big Giant Head
(I should change my tagline to "Big Giant Pancake on my Head")
To: Big Giant Head
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posted on
11/01/2005 8:23:07 PM PST
by
Marie Antoinette
(Welcome to my little Rosemary Anne, born 10/24)
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