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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
FR | 10/28/2005 | TheUsualSuspects

Posted on 10/28/2005 7:10:26 AM PDT by BJClinton

Funny thing happened on the way to the office...okay, not really funny, but upon entering my office I was smacked in the face with the overwhelming smell of propane (insert Hank Hill joke). Our office shares the same building with a restaraunt (source of the propane leak) and a veteranarian's office, so I've spent the last few hours evacuating cats, dogs and some kinda lizard from the vet and trying to convince English-challenged kitchen staff to evacuate. But that's over, I'm back at home and it's time for a beer. Oh, and the OFST ping list is on a 'puter surrounded by explosive gas so if y'all could ping some of the usual suspects...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
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To: BJClinton

I hate that Burger King!!!!


261 posted on 10/28/2005 10:41:11 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

The Burger King has good buns, tho...


262 posted on 10/28/2005 10:42:25 AM PDT by llevrok (Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa !)
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To: BJClinton
No this one

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The real king baby.... ;)
263 posted on 10/28/2005 10:42:45 AM PDT by PaulaB (Republican Women Of Substance...ROCK!!!!!!)
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To: llevrok
That scary bastard comes near me and he won't have any buns left. I'll give him a .357 assectomy!!
264 posted on 10/28/2005 10:43:57 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: BJClinton

AAAAAAHHHHHH!

find a happy place....find a happy place...


265 posted on 10/28/2005 10:43:58 AM PDT by baker_girl (You are all winners,except those of you who lose.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
This can't be good:

Your Monster Profile
Blood Thirsty Strangler

You Feast On: Jack and Coke

You Lurk Around In: Movie Theaters

You Especially Like to Torment: Blondes
What's Your Monster Name?

266 posted on 10/28/2005 10:44:04 AM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: Darksheare
Well if you keep drinking my Jack & Coke it would definitely torment this blonde!!
267 posted on 10/28/2005 10:45:50 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

268 posted on 10/28/2005 10:48:16 AM PDT by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

269 posted on 10/28/2005 10:50:00 AM PDT by Xenophobic Alien (I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.)
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To: PaulaB; Dashing Dasher

270 posted on 10/28/2005 10:50:20 AM PDT by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: Darksheare
You Especially Like to Torment: Blondes

I'm wondering if I should be afraid or curious????
271 posted on 10/28/2005 10:50:25 AM PDT by PaulaB (Republican Women Of Substance...ROCK!!!!!!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

272 posted on 10/28/2005 10:50:47 AM PDT by Xenophobic Alien (I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.)
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To: dorathexplorer

Work filter will not let it through.


273 posted on 10/28/2005 10:50:52 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Brass jacket or lead?


274 posted on 10/28/2005 10:51:17 AM PDT by llevrok (Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa !)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Both of those are just WRONG!!!!!!!!


275 posted on 10/28/2005 10:51:40 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: llevrok

Semi jacketed hollowpoints!


276 posted on 10/28/2005 10:52:40 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

*long torturous sip*

Heh heh heh..


277 posted on 10/28/2005 10:52:53 AM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: Darksheare
Hey, keep those lips off my Jack and Coke!!

This means war!!!!

278 posted on 10/28/2005 10:53:37 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Semi jacketed hollowpoints!

yellow jacket bumble bees to you too

lawyers scare the bajeebers out of me (inside joke, kids)

279 posted on 10/28/2005 10:54:27 AM PDT by llevrok (Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa !)
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To: llevrok

I was a corrections officer at one time. I am an expert shot!


280 posted on 10/28/2005 10:55:28 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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