[StJulian Perlmutter]

Just something to smile about in an otherwise boring week.

[RockinRight]

Um...well in college I actually did a couple of those things...

[tallhappy]

Partner?

What are you talking about?

Howdy partner, let's go round em up.

[wideawake]

Why is doing this stuff in a Wal-Mart while a business associate of yours is shopping funny?

[tallhappy]

Hi. I read the jokes -- file under jokes for liberal morons. Thanks for sharing.

[MizSterious]

Actually, most of these will just make life miserable for employees that already have enough on their plates. Your post gets the "stinko award" of the day.

[05 Mustang GT Rocks]

Yell really loud: "Honey, that Vagisil ain't worth crap. It still smells."

[RightWingAtheist]

[cripplecreek]

I like to buy things like condoms, duct tape, and Gatoraide.

[RightWingAtheist]

I think people with a real sense of humor will enjoy this.

[LongElegantLegs]

Buddha thought they were funny. In fact, he's going to Walmart now to try #11.

[sauropod]

Ask them where they sell the horsemeat (for hamburger).

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Ping!!

Martin, this is a email ping for your list.

[DGray]

I found these quite amusing. Thanks for posting it. Some people need to get a sense of humor - even if they have to buy it at Wal-Mart!

[RockinRight]

(If you're a man) Grab several pieces of the skimpiest women's underwear you can find and loudly ask where the dressing rooms are

Get a bottle of antifreeze and ask an employee if it can be used in mixed drinks since it packs such a wild buzz

Go to the toy aisle and turn on all the noisy toys at once

Go to Lawn and Garden and ask where they keep the cannabis seeds

Take a half-used tube of K-Y jelly to customer service and demand a refund. When they ask why, tell them it "tastes like crap on toast" and wait for a reaction

[GWfan]

Ok-
I worked in upscale retail for about 8 of my younger years. On one Friday night, I was helping a very wealthy (and tipsy) woman pick out clothing.

She was in a fitting room for a very long time. The room had only a chair and a wicker waste basket. There was a curtain instead of a door to the room.

Like I said earlier, the woman was in there for a LONG time. She suddenly left and do so quickly. Then we found her little 'surprise' in the wicker waste basket. She didn't even ask for toilet paper........

[Lokibob]

Find the remote, and turn the volume up to max on the whole wall of tv's at the same time.

[Dont Mention the War]

If you really want to cause trouble, pick up one of those intercom phones and shout "Code brown in the pharmacy!" over the PA system. "Code brown" is Wal-Mart Speak for someone getting shot.

Actually, here's a general tip: If you're ever in a Wal-Mart and hear anyone announcing a "Code" anything besides white or black (or "Adam", which just means a lost kid), it's best to abandon your cart and get the hell out of the building as fast as you can via the nearest emergency exit.

[EveningStar]

ping

[WKB]

Anytime you can't find your wife in WM
Simply find a good looking woman with
a good looking butt and start following her
around looking at her butt
and I promise you wife will appear.

[Sofa King]

Well, as someone who doesn't have a serious mental disorder which makes him feel the need to piss all over anyone who's having a good laugh, I found it funny.