[cripplecreek]

I like to buy things like condoms, duct tape, and Gatoraide.

[StJulian Perlmutter]

Don't forget the KY...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"I like to buy things like condoms, duct tape, and Gatoraide."

Do you go home and yell, "Honey get out the duct tape, we're playing McGuyver tonight."? I know I do!

[dangus]

>> I like to buy things like condoms, duct tape, and Gatoraide. <<

Funny story:

I was moving and discovered I didn't have some of the equipment I needed. I was supposed to be gone by 9 AM that morning, so I was very rushed. At 7 AM, I showed up at the local Home Supply store, sweaty, and dressed in ratty old clothes (for moving), and asked "quick, I need masking tape, some rope, and a large knife."

The floor girl was slightly started, but cracked a smirk, so I added, "like it was someone YOU knew."