[dangus]

>> I like to buy things like condoms, duct tape, and Gatoraide. <<

Funny story:

I was moving and discovered I didn't have some of the equipment I needed. I was supposed to be gone by 9 AM that morning, so I was very rushed. At 7 AM, I showed up at the local Home Supply store, sweaty, and dressed in ratty old clothes (for moving), and asked "quick, I need masking tape, some rope, and a large knife."

The floor girl was slightly started, but cracked a smirk, so I added, "like it was someone YOU knew."

[cripplecreek]

When I was a younger man I was out late with my girlfriend and her friend. We stopped at the store so I could pick up a box of condoms, a carton of cigarettes, and a half gallon of Gatoraide.

The kid at the counter looked at me and the two girls and looked like he wanted to shake my hand.

[Dashing Dasher]

"like it was someone YOU knew."

LOL!!!

[rwfromkansas]

lol!

[Vor Lady]

LOL, no ROFLOL!!! I'll have to remember than one next time I'm moving house!

[SoothingDave]

I was moving and discovered I didn't have some of the equipment I needed. I was supposed to be gone by 9 AM that morning, so I was very rushed. At 7 AM, I showed up at the local Home Supply store, sweaty, and dressed in ratty old clothes (for moving), and asked "quick, I need masking tape, some rope, and a large knife."

You need to add a large tarp to complete the ensemble. And maybe a hacksaw.

SD