Top 7 Least Popular Subjects of Conversation on FR (vanity)

PA Times | 10/10/05 | Dr. Pissant

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Number 128: My latest attempts at poetry.

[pissant]

Very true. No one cares!

[pissant]

She has a caboose!

[pissant]

Ping me if you see an end of the world thread. Sounds fun to me! LOL

[sweetliberty]

How about if Nascar combined with live police chases...and open the betting lines?

[pissant]

With helmut. ;o)

[wolfcreek]

Nope,IMHO, America's pasttime is a waste of time!

[pissant]

Hey HTB. I've never seen THAT. Ping me for yer next attempt! :o)

[pissant]

Didn't David Carradine star in such a movie? Death Race or sumthin like that?

[A CA Guy]

"Southern California televised police chase threads have some of the shortest shelf-lives on FR. Nothing like a topic dedicated to live-TV painfully described over the Internet." That is not true, the California TV market use them to make money and they are not always short. Let me remind you of one...

[pissant]

Oh, don't say that. It's the last major sport I pay any attention to!!! LOL

[Always Right]

End of the World threads- pointless. Economic Theory threads- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Housing bubble threads. Gold bug threads. FairTax threads.

[pissant]

ROFL!!

[sweetliberty]

Hmmm...dunno. It isn't familiar to me.

[Always Right]

Any thread with a Helen Thomas alert in the title. No only boring, but certainly some disturbing pictures will be there.

[Dashing Dasher]

Strangely, someone who always point out she never won a singles title...as if any of her fans cared.

She has FANS? Or did you mean her lustful maniac stalkers?

[EX52D]

Let's hope nobody gets silly and posts those scary photos!

[YourAdHere]

Plugs for my book, which Jim Robinson said are a no-no.

[Countyline]

Thanks ... You made me laugh.

It was not meant to be sarcastic.

[birbear]

Actually, I get a kick out of most vanity threads.

Most of the "real" threads are crap that I've already read, have an opinion about, and don't care to go any further. Vanities, at least usually, give me a persepective that I haven't thought of or read yet.

I hate threads that develop 500+ posts in one evening. Anything worth saying is already said by post 200.

I love the Microsoft vs Mac vs Linux threads -- they remind me of the "computer wars" era of BBSing that I thrived on in my teens. It's funny to see grown adults actually still measure the length of their penis by their hardware specifications.

Pissant seems pretty cool. There are worse Freepers to stalk.