Posted on 10/10/2005 10:49:59 AM PDT by pissant
There have been many days where a freeper will eagerly log onto FreeRepublic, scan the news, then the chat, then the blogs, and then even the Smoky Back Room, only to find no subject that catches his interest.
So in the interest of weeding out subject matter that is too boring to deal with, here at the Pissant Reasearch University for Newsworthy Endeavors (PRUNE) we've compiled the list of topics that are sure to induce sleep in even the most caffeinated insomniac!
Top 7 Boring FR Topics
7. Howard Deans Speeches. Granted, during his brief moment in the sun when he was leading the other Dem candidates, his speeches made for entertaining fodder. Unfortuantely now, even the Democrats think he is an unbearable bore, and tune him out.
6. Anna Kournikova Picture Threads. Unfortunately, with the demise of KidGlock (he was banned), the Anna threads have not been the same. The reason was that KidGlock would post 75 pictoral responses to himself. We miss him...
5. Reality TV Threads. The number of freepers who watch reality TV shows peaked the 1st year of Survivor. The numbe of viewers now is down to about 3. And that's only because they want to see Paris Hilton's tush.
4. NASCAR Threads. The all time peak was when Danica Patrick exploded on the scene. Perdogg led the pack, thankfully. But alas, now it's back to cars going around in circles.
3. African Political Threads. It has often been said that the world doesn't pay enough attention to Africa. Very true, and the Freepers are no different.
2. Pissant Vanity Threads. There are two kinds of posters on PVTs. Those who post in sympathy, and those who post urging me to go crawl back under my rock...
1. Serious Analysis of world affairs from Democrat Intellectuals. Don't know if these are actually boring or not, since there hasn't been a intellectual democrat since Scoop Jackson died.
Pissant threads. They are barely good for 500 posts, tops.
How about a Reality Show based in Africa, featuring Howard Dean driving a NASCAR while giving a speech about Anna Kournakova.
I never get to the ZOts in time! Darn
It the Glenn Close/Teenyelliott types that scare me! ;o)
Yeah, today on another thread I said I suspected that Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin and Michael Savage were really democratic operatives disguised as conservative in order to cause dissention amongst the Republicans.
People thought I was serious.
It's going to get real interesting around here!
That's how bored I got. I forgot which racing circuit she was on. My memory was wiped clean when Perdogg posted her spreading in her undies on top of a car.
I just look it. ;o)
OK. Now that I know what you're talking 'bout, I have NO explanation.
Thanks....for the sympathy. LOL
;o)
Are you being sarcastic? ;o)
Strangely, someone who always point out she never won a singles title...as if any of her fans cared.
That was back in my glory days. I'm old hat now. :(
Paris Hilton has a tush? 73 lbs of skin and bones has a tush?
Jennifer Lopez has a tush.
ROFLMAO. You tie Nita for best post!!
97% of vanities are pointless. The other 3% are some of the most insightful posts you will find.
Economic Theory threads- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
When I poke into threads like that, I make sure the helmet is on tight, the body armour is in place, and I stealth read until I am sure I want to continue or decide it's a waste of time...but I know what you mean.
Most fun since the Teri threads, or the Roberts threads, or the Arnold for governor threads.....It's always sumthin! ;o)
shhhh...
Window licker!
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