This is new to me so I just had to post it:
The Truth About Black Helicoptors
Posted on 10/07/2005 5:53:14 AM PDT by BJClinton
Is it Friday already? Aaagh, I still have stuff to do that was due on Wednesday. Can't complain though, Fall has officially arrived in Central TX. It was over 100 just a few days ago and now it's in the 50s. Oh yeah, and there's a couple little football game up in Dallas this weekend. So cut loose and get silly, but not *too* silly.
This is new to me so I just had to post it:
The Truth About Black Helicoptors
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| You Should Get a PhD in Science (like chemistry, math, or engineering) |
 Maybe you'll find a cure for cancer - or develop the latest underground drug. |
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... great minds...
| You Should Get a PhD in Science (like chemistry, math, or engineering) |
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Maybe you'll find a cure for cancer - or develop the latest underground drug. |
Dashing Dasher will get something different.
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THIS JUST IN
This morning, from an undisclosed cave in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammad Omar, warned the United States that if military action in Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of Convenience Store Managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next.
It's getting ugly out there, folks...
ROFL.
One word.... YIKES!!!
I hope you brought some protective gear to work this morning! :o)
MM
Nah, just conservative thinkers
| You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor) |
 You'd make a mighty fine lawyer. |
Game show humor (I know it's old, but it's still good)
http://gprime.net/video.php/whatsaho
Oh that is just awful.
You're on da list now.
LOL, my kids hate it when I pull into a convenience store and drive away quickly after seeing a taliban clerk behind the counter.
| You Should Get a MFA (Masters of Fine Arts) |
 You'd make an incredible artist, photographer, or film maker. |
All except me...Apparently, I'm a monkey.
| You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor) |
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You'd make a mighty fine lawyer. |
Sister Mary volunteered at a Hospice that provides in-home care for the infirm. She was on her way to visit a patient when she ran out of gas.
Fortunately, there was a gas station a block away. Unfortunately, their only gas can had been loaned out.
Ever resourceful, Sister Mary rummaged around in the trunk of her car to find a suitable container for gasoline. The only thing she could find was a bed pan. She hiked back to the gas station and filled the bedpan with gas.
As she returned, two men were watching her from across the street. As she prepared to pour the gas in the car, one man said to the other - "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."
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