This is new to me so I just had to post it:
The Truth About Black Helicoptors
Posted on 10/07/2005 5:53:14 AM PDT by BJClinton
Is it Friday already? Aaagh, I still have stuff to do that was due on Wednesday. Can't complain though, Fall has officially arrived in Central TX. It was over 100 just a few days ago and now it's in the 50s. Oh yeah, and there's a couple little football game up in Dallas this weekend. So cut loose and get silly, but not *too* silly.
This is new to me so I just had to post it:
The Truth About Black Helicoptors
In Atlanta, strippers have to at least wear socks so that the establishment can sell alcohol.
Get it?
Well, good heavens. When do you ever get to work on your tan?
We're alot alike!! LOL
minus the cool whip thing!!
MM
Oh, ok. Thanks.
You folks have some weird laws over there. At least in Texas we let our strippers go butt naked, right Paula?
You talking about shrinkage?
If they bring cool whip, sure!
ROFLMAO
It very well could!
MM
LOL
Yup, I do know...
I iron my scrubs for work !!
Oh, and my pillow cases too.
MM
I work on my tan on vacation, :-)
This year I spent a week in St Lucia, West Indies and another week at the Reno Air Races...sitting in the sun. Then another week working around the house in California.
I work in Alaska (for another year and a half) but home is where my wife is.
I'm only here for the money, I was here before I got married and I'm working on another retirement pension...the wife understands. She hates it, but she understands it. She missed my military career so she just thinks of it as me being deployed. :-)
"I put my boots on in the morning. I do not take them off until I am done for the day. It really irritates me to have to take them off and will avoid doing so at nearly any cost. I have several idiosyncrasies (sp?) and superstitions. About half concern my feet/socks/boots."
Well, we'll just have to get ya a nice pair of bunny slippers to put on at the front door. Socks left on of course.
You sure know how to ruin our Fridays, don't ya!
Time for some PFChangs! Hold down the fort until I get back.
Will you be sitting in the Cotton Bowl with Ronnie Earle, Ben Barnes, Bill Moyers, Jim Adler, and the rest of the fine graduates from your school in Austin?
Is there any way both teams can lose? Aggies have their hands full with CU this weekend. Good luck to the sips.
A boot song..."Stinkfoot" by Frank Zappa
In the dark
Where all the fevers grow
Under the water
(water)
Where the shark bubbles blow
In the mornin’
(mornin’)
By yer radio
(radio!)
Do the walls close in t’suffocate ya
You ain’t got no friends . . .
An’ all the others: they hate ya
Does the life you been leadin’ gotta go?
Well, let me straighten you out
About a little russian restaurant I know . . .
(get yer shoes ’n socks on people, it’s right aroun’ the corner!)
Out through the night
An’ the whisperin’ breezes
To the place where they keep
The imaginary diseases
Out through the night
An’ the whisperin’ breezes
To the place where they keep
The imaginary diseases . . .
Now scientists call this disease bromidrosis
(that’s right!)
And well they should
Even napoleon knows that
But us regular folks
Who might wear a tennis shoe
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of:
Stink foot
Y’know, my python boot is too tight
I couldn’t get it off last night
A week went by, an’ now it’s july
I finally got it off
An’ my girl-friend cry
You got stink foot! stink foot, darlin’
Your stink foot puts a hurt on my nose!
Stink foot! stink foot! I ain’t lyin’,
Can you rinse it off, d’you suppose?
Here fido . . . fido . . .
Here fido . . . bring the slippers little puppy
Yes, that’s a good dog! yes!
Arf, arf, arf!
[crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump]
Sick . . .
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