As Rita approached,all of East Texas boarded up in preperation. Here's a pic from College Station of the efforts...
If you've been living in a cave in Afghanistan for the last week you may have missed this:
Posted on 09/30/2005 5:46:55 AM PDT by BJClinton
Yeah! This was a brutal week. 33% of my office was out on paternity leave (okay, so there's only 3 of us). K, leave all seriousness aside and get silly. And if you blew it all on Wednesday, pffft!
As Rita approached,all of East Texas boarded up in preperation. Here's a pic from College Station of the efforts...
If you've been living in a cave in Afghanistan for the last week you may have missed this:
Flew well - but didn't do much better than last year.
That's going to leave a mark!
Nice looking 'kite'! Is that you?
Don'y you just HATE cover hogs?
I think Houston just took the world record for traffic jams. The length of the delay was calculated in days.
Seriously.
| You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish |
| You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. |
Dang. You beat me in the dance-off.
*hangs head in shame*
| You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish |
| You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. |
My kind of people.
Which Type of Woman is Your Girlfriend?
INTERNET woman: woman of difficult access.
SERVER woman: always busy when you need her.
WINDOWS woman: everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but none can live without her.
POWERPOINT woman: only Bill Gates has the will to use
her more than half an hour.
EXCEL woman: they say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basical needs.
WORD woman: she has always a surprise reserved for you, but none in the world is able to fully understand it.
DOS woman: everyone had her at least once, but no one wants her anymore.
BACKUP woman: you have always believed that she had everything you need, but when the "X-hour" comes, you find out that she has always missed something.
VIRUS woman: also known as " wife" ; when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
SCANDISK woman: you know that she is good and that she only wants to help you, but you never know what she is really doing for that.
SCREENSAVER woman: she is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun!
RAM woman: she forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.
HARD-DISK woman: she remembers everythings, FOREVER.
MULTIMEDIA woman: she makes horrible things look beutiful.
MICROSOFT woman: she wants to have the domination over all the men she meets, and she tries to convince them that this is the best thing for them. She will do her best to make you fight against the other women and promises you that you will have everything you want if you will give her your address book. Before you will find it out, she will be the only one in your life. It will come the day you will need her permission to open your refrigerator or to start your car.
PASSWORD woman: you believe to be the only one knowing her, but in reality all the world does....
MP3 woman: everybody wants to take her...
MONITOR woman: She makes life looks more shining.
CD-ROM woman: she is always faster and faster.
DATAWAREHOUSING woman: she keeps you informed of everything, except what you really want to know.
I'll have to think this over now.
I do believe Ted Nugent told me that.
I give catnip to my cat. I am an enabler.
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