As Rita approached,all of East Texas boarded up in preperation. Here's a pic from College Station of the efforts...
If you've been living in a cave in Afghanistan for the last week you may have missed this:
Posted on 09/30/2005 5:46:55 AM PDT by BJClinton
Yeah! This was a brutal week. 33% of my office was out on paternity leave (okay, so there's only 3 of us). K, leave all seriousness aside and get silly. And if you blew it all on Wednesday, pffft!
As Rita approached,all of East Texas boarded up in preperation. Here's a pic from College Station of the efforts...
If you've been living in a cave in Afghanistan for the last week you may have missed this:
Yes but they call upon those who do.
Roger that.
"What do hard sleepers sleep with?"
I am not touching that one.
Yeah, my sons used to pee on the fence in our backyard rather than stop playing to use the toilet, which frustrated their sister, who tried to copy. Personally, I found it gross -- or is that just envy?
What do I know? I'm NOT totally normal. Sob!
Wish I had pics -- it would have been really good blackmail material for my 16 yo.
LOL - yeah - I guess tha aprtment complex might not take too kindly to young potty-training nakid boy in their pool!
HI PaulaB, Nice to see you.
LOL!!! Darn - I missed out on the blackmail too -- but I have 1 more shot at that I guess! Look out #4... He he he!!
Good call. ;-)
Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin.
I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative.
So the black bear had his way with Bob. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Bob. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or I have sex with you."
Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob. Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered.
Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska, managed to track down the grizzly bear, and shoot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Bob, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
I don't know.... think about where that mouth has been!
Been there too. Some think because they have been FR members longer than me gives them managerial rights. Pathetic.
I am trying. Not easy with that kind of material.
eeeeewwwwww gross!
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