As Rita approached,all of East Texas boarded up in preperation. Here's a pic from College Station of the efforts...
If you've been living in a cave in Afghanistan for the last week you may have missed this:
Posted on 09/30/2005 5:46:55 AM PDT by BJClinton
Yeah! This was a brutal week. 33% of my office was out on paternity leave (okay, so there's only 3 of us). K, leave all seriousness aside and get silly. And if you blew it all on Wednesday, pffft!
As Rita approached,all of East Texas boarded up in preperation. Here's a pic from College Station of the efforts...
If you've been living in a cave in Afghanistan for the last week you may have missed this:
grwon = grown
Stupid keyboard
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law.
License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says:
"Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
Go Ben.
Oh No, you do not know who's d**k his mouth has been on.
French kissing him would be much more fun, Cowman. Probably more painful for him, anyway.
We just talked about that.............
I have three sons myself. (One daughter -- dreading those teenage years!) Just take lots of pics. They'll be good blackmail material in about 14 years! :-)
I vote for just pencil him in, peacebaby. ;-)
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter."
Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household. You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your purpose. I told you to be the spiritual leader in your family. Of all of you only one obeyed. Learn from him. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
We are doing the same thing now, except with our three year old. He backslid when we brought the new baby home. Of course, I say we but I am safely at work at the moment. Good reminder that there are worse things then being gainfully employed.
FReepmailed you the story.
Just don't check to see if he is wearing a bra. You may get sued.
Its like the beep on TV that came late.
OOPS.
I never thought I'd say this but I coulda used Stuart Smalley's hand and his magical wardrobe mirror lately. I know I know...that's desperate. TGIF.
Cheerios are cheap and help the little bugger with his aim.
It's like trying to sink a battleship.
Yeah, but it'll be worth it in the end; Changing diapers after about six months is awful.
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