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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Our "Clever" Minds ^ | 09/30/2005 | That's Arthur

Posted on 09/30/2005 5:46:55 AM PDT by BJClinton

Yeah! This was a brutal week. 33% of my office was out on paternity leave (okay, so there's only 3 of us). K, leave all seriousness aside and get silly. And if you blew it all on Wednesday, pffft!

As Rita approached,all of East Texas boarded up in preperation. Here's a pic from College Station of the efforts...



If you've been living in a cave in Afghanistan for the last week you may have missed this:





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To: BJClinton

Difference between work and prison...

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share.

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK they are called managers.


121 posted on 09/30/2005 7:09:35 AM PDT by fatboynic
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
This isn't silly.

Your Inner Child Is Sad
You're a very sensitive soul.
You haven't grown that thick skin that most adults have.
Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone.
You don't let many people in - unless you've trusted them for a long time.
How Is Your Inner Child?

Stupid hurricane....

122 posted on 09/30/2005 7:09:58 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: LongElegantLegs

Just put him outside the only worries then are the dog and the neighbors tires.


123 posted on 09/30/2005 7:10:05 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: Rightly Biased

Um, I have to watch the raciness of my posts. Certain people are watching to try to have me banned.


124 posted on 09/30/2005 7:10:54 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Look darlin'
I don't have ANY boobage pictures,

However,
I do have about 300+ other pictures I'd be happy to share!


125 posted on 09/30/2005 7:10:55 AM PDT by najida (Once upon a a very long time ago, in a land far, far away.....It was still all Bush's fault.)
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To: LongElegantLegs
Your Inner Child Is Sad
You're a very sensitive soul.
You haven't grown that thick skin that most adults have.
Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone.
You don't let many people in - unless you've trusted them for a long time.
How Is Your Inner Child?

Welcome to the club!

126 posted on 09/30/2005 7:11:00 AM PDT by BureaucratusMaximus (Hard-core, politically angry, hyperconservative loaded with vitriol about everything liberal.)
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To: Leapfrog

Good for you!

Surprised. Translation -- DOH!

Oh, well.....


127 posted on 09/30/2005 7:11:28 AM PDT by Chanticleer (Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. Lewis)
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To: peacebaby
Oh no, watch out, peacebaby is ready to play!!
128 posted on 09/30/2005 7:11:51 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Dallas59
That guy's got really big feet and his trench coat is open and that girl's smiling real big at him and trying like hell to not divert her eyes from his face.

Hmmmm.

129 posted on 09/30/2005 7:11:56 AM PDT by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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To: peacebaby
friggin co-workers!

Just do what I do. Think of giving the idiot a sulfuric acid enema or making them french kiss the fusebox.

these little indulgences can go a long way to preserve your sanity

130 posted on 09/30/2005 7:11:59 AM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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To: Rightly Biased
I would if we had a yard; We live in an apartment building and I don't want him to step on any syringes/broken bottles, etc.
He's gone twice this morning, so he's got the concept down. I think he's just a little too excited at having his diaper off. Little boys and their toys, you know.
131 posted on 09/30/2005 7:12:04 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby Eating O'Brian is my homegirl.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Rut Row I can't imagine that JRBC I have grwon to enjoy your humor. The nanny state reigns sometimes.


So Don't lie then....


132 posted on 09/30/2005 7:12:27 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: LongElegantLegs

Sounds like you will be quite busy all day.


133 posted on 09/30/2005 7:12:47 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: BureaucratusMaximus
Your Inner Child Is Sad
You're a very sensitive soul.
You haven't grown that thick skin that most adults have.
Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone.
You don't let many people in - unless you've trusted them for a long time.
How Is Your Inner Child?
Boy everyone is sad today. Must have been that kind of week.
134 posted on 09/30/2005 7:12:59 AM PDT by Steelerfan
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To: Cowman; Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Maybe I should French kiss Tom, my gay co-worker. Sit on his chest, pen him down, and give him a good wet one.

That'll cure him.


135 posted on 09/30/2005 7:13:48 AM PDT by peacebaby (Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
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To: The_Victor

Cheer up, it is Friday you know.


136 posted on 09/30/2005 7:14:15 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: LongElegantLegs

Cheerios in the bowl help gives him something to do while he's doin'


137 posted on 09/30/2005 7:15:09 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: peacebaby
You could always force feed him a bottle of Drano.
138 posted on 09/30/2005 7:15:24 AM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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To: Rightly Biased

No lies. I just have to be careful for a while.


139 posted on 09/30/2005 7:15:57 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Who'd want to ban you? Ok, so your a little sassy, but we like sassy.


140 posted on 09/30/2005 7:16:11 AM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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