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GET YOUR GUY TO HEEL (Book to ignore alert)
NY Post ^
| September 29, 2005
| FARRAH WEINSTEIN
Posted on 09/29/2005 1:19:30 PM PDT by Millee
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And don't forget that a rolled up newspaper works on both! ;-)
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posted on
09/29/2005 1:19:30 PM PDT
by
Millee
To: Millee; ken5050; PaulaB; Dashing Dasher; najida; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; EX52D; peacebaby; ..
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posted on
09/29/2005 1:21:26 PM PDT
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: Millee
Everything I Know About Men I Learnt From My Dogs
ROFL
...no truer words have been spoken
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posted on
09/29/2005 1:26:20 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
(At The Stroke of Midnight...The Spell Will Be Broken.....)
To: Millee
This sounds like a Woman thing......so I'll just shut up and move along.
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posted on
09/29/2005 1:31:51 PM PDT
by
wolfcreek
To: Millee
And men who specialize in counseling other men on dating and relationships tell their clients to do those exact same things to women - with the exact same results promised. ;)
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posted on
09/29/2005 1:32:24 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
(Speaking several languages is an asset; keeping your mouth shut in one is priceless.)
To: Mr. Jeeves
Yep.
It's called "games," and they make for many lonely nights.
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posted on
09/29/2005 1:36:58 PM PDT
by
Skooz
("Political Correctness is the handmaiden of terrorism" - Michelle Malkin)
To: Millee
Geez,
what did I say to my dogs last night?
"Get off me! You're hot and you smell!"
"Quit drooling on me...eeewww, what did you just eat?"
"That is the way out...you know OUT! O--U--T! The place you're supposed to go."
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posted on
09/29/2005 1:38:13 PM PDT
by
najida
(Once upon a a very long time ago, in a land far, far away.....It was still all Bush's fault.)
To: najida
ROFL!! And both have an endless fascination with panties!
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posted on
09/29/2005 1:39:58 PM PDT
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: Millee
How did you know!?!
Do you know that I threw out 2 bras and 3 pair of panties this week alone because the big dummy thought they were chew toys?
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posted on
09/29/2005 1:42:07 PM PDT
by
najida
(Once upon a a very long time ago, in a land far, far away.....It was still all Bush's fault.)
To: Millee
But most of us men aren't lloking to chew on THEM!
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posted on
09/29/2005 1:45:03 PM PDT
by
MortMan
(Mostly Harmless)
To: Millee
"Man: Handsome men are never a great bet. Often they have learnt to rely on their looks and as a result have not had to develop a personality or sense of humor - two far more important qualities. " Yeah, that is true I guess. While my sense of humor is warped at best, I guess it does compensate for my lack of good looks.
To: Millee
Both of us like a regular routine and schedule. Neither of us like "spontaneity". Once we're adults, we don't need more growth.We prefer hierarchy to consensus, and we don't do "cat fights" We're not the gender the word "b*tch" was invented for. We're loyal, intelligent and hardworking. All we both ask for is a little praise, someone to feed us, a warm place to sleep, and not to get hit with something if we p*e and miss. It's why men like dogs more than cats. It's why women can't train us [No one who goers to a rest room in a public place in groups can], but like to think they can.
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posted on
09/29/2005 2:06:44 PM PDT
by
PzLdr
("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
To: Millee
Well this explains some of the attitude of the last lady I dated. However when she "disappeared", I breathed a sigh of relief.
Regards, Ivan
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posted on
09/29/2005 2:08:15 PM PDT
by
MadIvan
(You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
To: Maximus of Texas
Well you do look like a fun guy....
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posted on
09/29/2005 2:08:48 PM PDT
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: Maximus of Texas
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posted on
09/29/2005 2:15:30 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
(At The Stroke of Midnight...The Spell Will Be Broken.....)
To: PaulaB
Paula, you hurt my feelings laughing at my pic.
To: Millee
All I know is if she is wearing heels then I pay attention more.
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posted on
09/29/2005 2:37:20 PM PDT
by
woofer2425
(Kerry LIED)
To: Millee
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posted on
09/29/2005 3:32:21 PM PDT
by
CTOCS
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To: najida
My wife has learned over the last 5 years to not leave hers on the floor. Young Max (Shetland male) chews them up and wears them like a hat. Almost like it's a frat party trophy.
It is funny as hell to watch however...
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posted on
09/29/2005 3:41:32 PM PDT
by
CTOCS
(This space left intentionally blank...)
To: PzLdr
I guess my dog and I are both safe from this broad and her followers. First, of course, we're both handsome devils and, beyond that, hard to train. But, we do have domestic tranquility worked out. He's content to let me think that I've trained him not to poop in my house. I'm content to let him think that he's trained me not to poop in his yard. And: WE DON'T HAVE TO 'TALK' ABOUT IT and, most important, we don't have to "share our feelings" about any of it.
I feed. He eats. I go to work. He sleeps on the bed. Once in a while, he barks at something just to prove he can. Come to think of it, I do that, too.
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