[Millee]

And don't forget that a rolled up newspaper works on both! ;-)

[Millee]

ping

[PaulaB]

Everything I Know About Men I Learnt From My Dogs

ROFL
...no truer words have been spoken

[wolfcreek]

This sounds like a Woman thing......so I'll just shut up and move along.

[Mr. Jeeves]

And men who specialize in counseling other men on dating and relationships tell their clients to do those exact same things to women - with the exact same results promised. ;)

[najida]

Geez,
what did I say to my dogs last night?

"Get off me! You're hot and you smell!"

"Quit drooling on me...eeewww, what did you just eat?"

"That is the way out...you know OUT! O--U--T! The place you're supposed to go."

[PzLdr]

Both of us like a regular routine and schedule. Neither of us like "spontaneity". Once we're adults, we don't need more growth.We prefer hierarchy to consensus, and we don't do "cat fights" We're not the gender the word "b*tch" was invented for. We're loyal, intelligent and hardworking. All we both ask for is a little praise, someone to feed us, a warm place to sleep, and not to get hit with something if we p*e and miss. It's why men like dogs more than cats. It's why women can't train us [No one who goers to a rest room in a public place in groups can], but like to think they can.

[MadIvan]

Well this explains some of the attitude of the last lady I dated. However when she "disappeared", I breathed a sigh of relief.

Regards, Ivan

[woofer2425]

All I know is if she is wearing heels then I pay attention more.

[toddlintown]

Honey is that you?

[RockyTop4GOP]

This sounds a lot like "If a Man Answers" an old Sandra Dee/Bobby Darin movie.

The mother helps Sandra Dee (the wife) train the husband (Bobby Darin) by giving her a book on dog training.

[ladyinred]

Many years ago Bobby Darin and Sandra Dee made a movie like this. There was also a book. This idea isn't new, but the first one was supposed to be funny, not serious.

[grellis]

Yeesh! "How to Remain Single Indefintely or Divorced Surely."

[SunkenCiv]

Everything self-help authors know about all relationships is dwarfed by the text on those little papers in fortune cookies. :')

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