Posted on 09/27/2005 12:45:02 PM PDT by linkinpunk
A New Orleans transplant for sure.
In a related story, a police officer was cornered and held hostage by a man weilding a dozen donuts. Witnesses reported the officer's eyes looked glazed as he attempted to escape, spilling the contents of the box. While both were reportedly unharmed in the ensuing scuffle, the dirty dozen was said to have taken it heavily on the chin.
they had to outdo Wendy's human fingers.
"felony" assualt with a chicken? Can you imagine how this poor officers life is like when he shows up at his precinct?
Ha!
Actually I was going to post on the guy killed with a fork. So between death by fork and felony assualt by chicken its been a great day. BTW, what is the determination between misdemeanor and felony chicken throwing?
ping. Just damn worthy?
Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Never let a cop see you waste a donut.
Was she in a fowl mood?
Did he try to grab her breast or thigh?
Was it a coke and a smile?
Did he have egg on his face?
Why did the cop cross the road? To get away from the chicken?
Fine her a poultry sum for this capon caper.
DA should determine if there is a Colonel of truth to her 3 extra sides of the story.
It's the system, don't bucket or prepare to get fried, extra crispy.
Was it four fried chickens? And a coke? Where's the dry white toast?
Too bad he didn't have a taser to warm up her chicken wings for her first.
What? No mashed potatoes.
Florida people.
Reminds me of a quote by James Petigru, 1860, about South Carolina (replace with Florida):
"South Carolina is too small for a republic and too large for an insane asylum."
Four whole fried chickens and a coke.
Here's one killed by a comb. Gotta love the headline from www.wspa.com.
Woman Says She Stabbed Man Who Died
Associated Press
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Advertisement
GREENVILLE, S.C. (AP) - Greenville police say a woman stabbed a man with a plastic comb and he later died.
Greenville County Deputy Coroner Kent Dill says it appears 23-year-old Tarrence M. Dendy of Greenville died from a stab wound.
Greenville police have a suspect. Twenty-two year old Takisha Davis told police she was in a car with Dendy and he started beating her from behind after they pulled into a parking lot.
Police say she stabbed at Dendy with a plastic comb to get him off of her.
Prosecutors are reviewing the case.
Actual Total Costs of the Quota Cola 2000 Out of Court Settlement:
$192,500,000 "Official" settlement (punitive and compensatory, even though the case was never tried in a court of law).
$5,000,000 United Negro College Fund (national effort)
$1,200,000 United Negro College Fund (Atlanta Coke bottler)
$1,500,000 Diversity Leadership Academy (Atlanta)
$60,000,000 Minority Suppliers and Contractors
$ unknown Minority Suppliers and Contractors Mentoring Program
$50,000,000 Minority "Partners Ventures" in selected minority communities
$115,000,000 Coke pension funds to be managed by financial firms which are not owned by white males
$50,000,000 Miscellaneous minority activism and minority non-profits
$475,200,000 Grand Total "Real" Coke Settlement
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