Posted on 09/27/2005 12:45:02 PM PDT by linkinpunk
Police Assaulted With Fried Chicken, Coca-Cola
Driver Accused Of Driving Wrong Way On One-Way
POSTED: 9:12 am EDT September 27, 2005
SMYRNA, Ga. -- A suburban Atlanta police officer pelted with fried chicken, soda pop and human fists is healing from injuries suffered during a traffic stop.
A warrant said a 61-year-old Florida woman traveling the wrong way on a one-way street objected to being stopped Friday by the officer. The warrant said she threw a plate of chicken wings at the officer, hit him in the neck with a two-liter Coke bottle, then punched him in the face several times. She is also accused of attempting to turn the crowd against the officer.
Beverly Anne Campbell was arrested on various charges, including felony assault and misdemeanor counts of inciting a riot.
Police said the incident happened during a function at the Smyrna Community Center. Two other partygoers also were arrested and charged on several counts, including refusal to take a drunken driving test.
Better not let him have a last meal at all.
"You Know You are Ghetto When..." ping
one dumb cluck.
I bet the wings were 'hot' too.
Can I get some fries with that?
I didn't know KFC had human fists. Are they tasty?
She's receiving her just desserts with a charge of felony assault. Does GA have the "3 strikes and you're out" law? If not the lawmakers should pass one.
So we know the brand of the soda but what about the chicken?
Smyrna huh? Which country club?
No. They only have a "3 STEAKS and you're out."
But nothing for chicken.
More filling than chicken fingers. :-)
"Off to bed, you wild Indians."
"No grandma! Tell us again about the time you incited a riot!"
"One more time. This pig was really busting my chops . . ."
Maybe she didn't thigh hard enough.
Something sounds "fishy" here. (no pun intended)
What cop would let a 61 year old woman beat him several times in the fact after she threw a plate of chicken at him and hit him with a coke bottle?
At what point does this guy stand up to her?
Just imagine what it must be like to be assaulted with chicken wings and coke by a 61 year old woman. Probably either Rosey O'Huge or Rosanne all-you-can-eat Barr.
Oh great! Now comes the lawsuits and the mandatory warnings. Now, when you get food "to go" they have to tell you which way to go.
Manditory background checks before purchasing chicken wings.
I prefer the chicken heads, myself.
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