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To: linkinpunk
Was it the same guy who killed someone with a fork?
Better not let him have a last meal at all.
2 posted on
09/27/2005 12:46:04 PM PDT by
TheBigB
(I will punch the next person who confuses "you're" and "your". Seriously. Don't test me.)
To: FrogBurger
"You Know You are Ghetto When..." ping
To: linkinpunk
one dumb cluck.
I bet the wings were 'hot' too.
4 posted on
09/27/2005 12:46:34 PM PDT by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... "To remain silent when they should protest makes cowards of men." -- THOMAS JEFFERSON)
To: linkinpunk
Can I get some fries with that?
5 posted on
09/27/2005 12:46:35 PM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: linkinpunk
"... pelted with fried chicken, soda pop and
human fists"
I didn't know KFC had human fists. Are they tasty?
6 posted on
09/27/2005 12:47:44 PM PDT by
varyouga
(Reformed Kerry voter (I know, I'm a frickin' idiot))
To: linkinpunk
She's receiving her just desserts with a charge of felony assault. Does GA have the "3 strikes and you're out" law? If not the lawmakers should pass one.
To: linkinpunk
So we know the brand of the soda but what about the chicken?
To: linkinpunk
Smyrna huh? Which country club?
9 posted on
09/27/2005 12:49:07 PM PDT by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: linkinpunk
"Off to bed, you wild Indians."
"No grandma! Tell us again about the time you incited a riot!"
"One more time. This pig was really busting my chops . . ."
12 posted on
09/27/2005 12:51:19 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(Mmmmmmmmmm . . . chicken wings)
To: linkinpunk
Maybe she didn't thigh hard enough.
To: linkinpunk
Any relation to Zsa Zsa Gabor?
14 posted on
09/27/2005 12:52:40 PM PDT by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: linkinpunk
The cop must have been a donutarian.
16 posted on
09/27/2005 12:52:50 PM PDT by
hflynn
( Soros wouldn't make any sense even if he spelled his name backwards)
To: linkinpunk
Just imagine what it must be like to be assaulted with chicken wings and coke by a 61 year old woman. Probably either Rosey O'Huge or Rosanne all-you-can-eat Barr.
17 posted on
09/27/2005 12:52:55 PM PDT by
subterfuge
(Obama, mo mama...er Osama-La bamba, uh, bama...banana rama...URP!---Ted Kennedy)
To: linkinpunk
Oh great! Now comes the lawsuits and the mandatory warnings. Now, when you get food "to go" they have to tell you which way to go.
18 posted on
09/27/2005 12:53:09 PM PDT by
SmithL
(There are a lot of people that hate Bush more than they hate terrorists)
To: linkinpunk
A New Orleans transplant for sure.
21 posted on
09/27/2005 12:55:11 PM PDT by
Dont_Tread_On_Me_888
(Bush's #1 priority Africa. #2 priority appease Fox and Mexico . . . USA priority #64.)
To: linkinpunk
In a related story, a police officer was cornered and held hostage by a man weilding a dozen donuts. Witnesses reported the officer's eyes looked glazed as he attempted to escape, spilling the contents of the box. While both were reportedly unharmed in the ensuing scuffle, the dirty dozen was said to have taken it heavily on the chin.
22 posted on
09/27/2005 12:56:40 PM PDT by
azhenfud
(He who always is looking up seldom finds others' lost change.)
To: linkinpunk
"felony" assualt with a chicken? Can you imagine how this poor officers life is like when he shows up at his precinct?
Ha!
Actually I was going to post on the guy killed with a fork. So between death by fork and felony assualt by chicken its been a great day. BTW, what is the determination between misdemeanor and felony chicken throwing?
To: mhking
25 posted on
09/27/2005 12:58:09 PM PDT by
pa mom
To: linkinpunk
Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
26 posted on
09/27/2005 12:58:37 PM PDT by
eyespysomething
("The Constitution is the court's taskmaster and it's Congress' taskmaster as well" John G. Roberts)
To: All
It's time for a Assaulted Chicken Ban!
29 posted on
09/27/2005 1:01:14 PM PDT by
pepperhead
(Kennedy's float, Mary Jo's don't!)
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