PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!

Weekly World News, via Yahoo ^ | Monday September 12 - 2005 | MIKE FOSTER

[Conan the Librarian]

I was thinking more of the Space Amoeba...but that works too.

[From many - one.]

....replacing global warming with global warning.

[Leroy S. Mort]

This explains why the deficit isn't important anymore. Whew. It's all part of a cunning plan.

[WKUHilltopper]

If Hillary becomes President, I hope we do dissolve!

[tx_eggman]

Screw the cost. I'm buying Chivas.

Chivas ... you've got to be kidding!

[dawn53]

Is this supposed to happen before or after the pandemic flu that kills off huge numbers of the world's population?

If it's before, doesn't seem like we should spend too much money or time developing or stockpiling a vaccine. If it's after by a few years...ditto. Inquiring minds need to know. (end/sarcasm)

[Inyo-Mono]

Will Mayor Nagin have the buses dried and ready to go by then?

LOL! Exactly my thoughts.

[Constitution Day]

Very, very nice.

[avg_freeper]

""We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project. "

Muffley:

But look here doctor, wouldn't this nucleus of survivors be so grief stricken and anguished that they'd, well, envy the dead and not want to go on living?

Strangelove:

No sir... Right arm rolls his wheelchair backwards. Excuse me. Struggles with wayward right arm, ultimately subduing it with a beating from his left.

Also when... when they go down into the mine everyone would still be alive. There would be no shocking memories, and the prevailing emotion will be one of nostalgia for those left behind, combined with a spirit of bold curiosity for the adventure ahead! Ahhhh! Right are reflexes into Nazi salute. He pulls it back into his lap and beats it again. Gloved hand attempts to strangle him.

Turgidson:

Doctor, you mentioned the ration of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

Strangelove:

Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

DeSadeski:

I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

[-YYZ-]

LOL! I can just imagine those words coming out of that guy's mouth.

[roaddog727]

"Also,we could add the headlines "Poor, women and minorities hardest hit!"

I neglect to add them as separate entities, lumping them into the disaffected "third world", but could certainly single them out as them most hard hit of the disaffected.

So:

Apparently this whole situation was all thought up by Karl-of-the-Rove To get president Bush to declare a state of world emergency, forcing the UN to contract Halliburton to save the world at a cost of Bazillions of dollars thereby lining the pockets of all of us Evil republicans further leading to additional capitalist repression of the third world (as well as the remainder of the 2nd and industrialized nations). Clearly in this dastardly scheme cooked up by Karl-of-the-Rove, the key populations among the third, second, and 1st world targeted are the poor, women and minorities. We can certainly hear Karl chuckling, nay, snickering into his Snidely-whiplash cloak, in unmitigated glee......

Better??

[ericthecurdog]

[absolootezer0]

i thought that was supposed to be an H-bomb?

[COUNTrecount]

We can certainly hear Karl chuckling, nay, snickering into his Snidely-whiplash cloak, in unmitigated glee......

Much better !

[BadAndy]

"PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!"

It can't get here soon enough.

[eyespysomething]

WalMart heck.

End of the world? I'm going for diamonds and cars!

[Vintage1]

Dear Earth: All your mangled matter are belong to us.

Love - the Cloud

[DoughtyOne]

Galactic Warming! The end is near...

Bush, you S.O.B.! LOL