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PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
Weekly World News, via Yahoo ^
| Monday September 12 - 2005
| MIKE FOSTER
Posted on 09/20/2005 5:25:47 AM PDT by vannrox
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To: vannrox
Is it VeeGer?
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posted on
09/20/2005 5:37:19 AM PDT
by
SuziQ
To: vannrox
We'll just leave it to FEMA to plan the evacuation. As long as the New Orleans Mayor and Louisiana Governor aren't involved.
22
posted on
09/20/2005 5:37:40 AM PDT
by
FreePaul
To: roaddog727
To: vannrox
24
posted on
09/20/2005 5:38:00 AM PDT
by
McGruff
(Woof!)
Comment #25 Removed by Moderator
To: vannrox
"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."
This from the people who bring you Bat Boy.
26
posted on
09/20/2005 5:38:57 AM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(Mom of Calico Charity Bonne and Calico Bess Rackum-argh!)
To: vannrox
Yay!! I don't have to pay back my student loans!!
27
posted on
09/20/2005 5:39:05 AM PDT
by
wizardoz
To: 2Jedismom
Go your thumb and towel handy?
28
posted on
09/20/2005 5:39:09 AM PDT
by
roaddog727
(P=3/8 A. or, P=plenty...............)
To: 2Jedismom
Panic nothing. I'm going to buy that beach house I can't afford.
29
posted on
09/20/2005 5:39:50 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Ponce de Leon is coming here to look for the fountain of dumb. DC is his first stop.)
To: vannrox
Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.Shotgun! Called it!
30
posted on
09/20/2005 5:40:26 AM PDT
by
numberonepal
(Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
To: roaddog727
The good news is that Hillary won't have time to complete her second term in office.
31
posted on
09/20/2005 5:41:08 AM PDT
by
CedarDave
(MLKing: "I have a dream"; Howard Dean: "I have a scream"; Jesse Jackson: "I have a scheme")
To: eyespysomething
Planet dissolving gas headed toward earth!
Hot-diggity-dog!
Think of the chaos that will follow! When it gets here I'm going looting at Wal Mart and I'll bring home an HDTV the size of our living room wall!
32
posted on
09/20/2005 5:41:17 AM PDT
by
SittinYonder
(Nemo me impune lacessit)
To: vannrox
estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014
Dang! I need to prepare!
Dear Cox Cable,
Please disconnect my cable service on the morning of June 1, 2014.
Thank you. !
Dear Electric Company,
Please disconnect my electrical service on the morning of June 1, 2014.
Thank you.!
Dear Natural Gas Company,
Please disconnect my gas service on the morning of June 1, 2014.
Thank you.!
Dear Credit Card Company,
Please discontinue my account on the morning of June 1, 2014.
Thank you.
33
posted on
09/20/2005 5:41:53 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: vannrox
To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming discovery public.Good move. I won't tell anyone.
34
posted on
09/20/2005 5:42:23 AM PDT
by
HIDEK6
To: roaddog727
35
posted on
09/20/2005 5:42:30 AM PDT
by
2Jedismom
(Doctor my eyes cannot be disguised. Is this the prize for having learned how not to cry?)
To: 2Jedismom
36
posted on
09/20/2005 5:43:04 AM PDT
by
SittinYonder
(Nemo me impune lacessit)
To: Tijeras_Slim
It's Pigpen's Revenge!
To: SuziQ
Yeah, where is Capt. Kirk when you need him?
38
posted on
09/20/2005 5:43:26 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
(A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
To: starfish923
I think you're on to something here.
Apparently this whole situation was all thought up by Karl-of-the-Rove To get president Bush to declare a state of world emergency, forcing the UN to contract Halliburton to save the world at a cost of Bazillions of dollars thereby lining the pockets of all of us Evil republicans further leading to additional capitalist repression of the third world (as well as the remainder of the 2nd and industrialized nations)
How's that?
39
posted on
09/20/2005 5:44:01 AM PDT
by
roaddog727
(P=3/8 A. or, P=plenty...............)
To: SittinYonder
I can't believe it took 20 posts!
;-)
40
posted on
09/20/2005 5:44:16 AM PDT
by
2Jedismom
(Doctor my eyes cannot be disguised. Is this the prize for having learned how not to cry?)
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