PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!

Weekly World News, via Yahoo ^ | Monday September 12 - 2005 | MIKE FOSTER

[OrioleFan]

So I wouldn't sweat the hurricanes...

[numberonepal]

best and the brightest

And you see who thought of and implemented calling shotgun first. Ideas in action Tune. That's what one would expect from the best and brightest.

[QuiMundus]

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter."

Wow. Sounds like the Mainstream Media...

[Daus]

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole, the particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles everything it touches.

Sounds like a guy who used to work for me. :)

[dfwgator]

Hey Bill Clinton may finally serve a useful purpose seeing as how he has a "nose like a Hoover."

[Starter]

Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.

"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

Meanwhile on the B-Ark....

"So, your planet was doomed then?" Ford queried.

"Yes, yes. Giant matter-destroying dust cloud was heading towards it."

"Really? They told me it was due to overuse of CFCs."

"I was told a giant Space Goat was coming to destroy us."

[codyjacksmom]

Nope, no way... I will NOT allow this to happen!!! Not on June 1st, 2014. Now maybe on the 27th. My 50th birthday will be on June 26th of that year, and I'm expecting a HUGE party. So there!!!

[hummingbird]

Heh, heh, heh.....good one!

[Finger Monkey]

"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Has he seen this (helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid)?

Is this a NASA experiment?

Perhaps an alternative fuel source?

[Finger Monkey]

I could find no reference to "rocket scientist, Dr. David Hall" outside of the Weekly World News article.

Methinks eets bee ess.

[hocndoc]

As Pooh would say, Oh, bother.

I guess I bother Pooh, because (since I quit cussin') I say "Oh, Pooh."

[Louis Foxwell]

You've been here since '99 and you don't know what a series thread is? You've stuned my beeber!

I have been gone since 2000 and only just returned. I have much catching up to do.

[GOPJ]

I guess this is really going to mess up Al-Queda's time table of ruling the world by 2020.

Or as my mother would say, "There's always a silver lining."

[Sofa King]

Of what?

[Finger Monkey]

It's been real ping

Sigh.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

[Irish_Thatcherite]

"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest liberals,"

[teenyelliott]

Howee cwap!!!

[teenyelliott]

correction:

Hoe-wee cwap!!!

[HKMk23]

O-Kay.

I'm reading this and thinking, "Am I on Candid Camera?"