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Two strings slither into a bar, ask the bartender for a couple of beers. The bartender say, “Hey, are you guys strings?” “Yes”, the two strings reply. “Well get on outta here”, says the bartender, “We don’t serve strings here!” So out the door they go.

Outside one string says to the other, “Do as I do”, and he ties himself into a knot and frays the top. They other string complies, and they both head back into the bar and order beers. Again the bartend says, “Hey, are you guys strings?”

They answer, “Nope, frayed knot!”

80 posted on 09/14/2005 12:55:10 PM PDT by The SISU kid (Politicians are like Slinkies. Good for nothing. But you smile when you push them down the stairs)

81 posted on 09/14/2005 12:56:19 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Every family should have a crew-served weapon.")

The Pope, a horse, and a piece of string walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

82 posted on 09/14/2005 12:59:25 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Every family should have a crew-served weapon.")