To: bitt; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Old Sarge; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
You're welcome. And now for something completely different,
a man plays the piano with his balls.
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78 posted on
09/14/2005 12:16:43 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("Every family should have a crew-served weapon." --magslinger)
To: Slings and Arrows
Two strings slither into a bar, ask the bartender for a couple of beers. The bartender say, “Hey, are you guys strings?” “Yes”, the two strings reply. “Well get on outta here”, says the bartender, “We don’t serve strings here!” So out the door they go.
Outside one string says to the other, “Do as I do”, and he ties himself into a knot and frays the top. They other string complies, and they both head back into the bar and order beers. Again the bartend says, “Hey, are you guys strings?”
They answer, “Nope, frayed knot!”
80 posted on
09/14/2005 12:55:10 PM PDT by
The SISU kid
(Politicians are like Slinkies. Good for nothing. But you smile when you push them down the stairs)
To: Zacs Mom; MeekOneGOP; PhilDragoo; Happy2BMe; potlatch; ntnychik; Smartass; Boazo; Alamo-Girl; ...
see #78
he really DOES play the piano with ...ahem...'them'........
scroll down to the bottom of the page, say download...rightclick and 'save as' desktop?
87 posted on
09/14/2005 3:45:46 PM PDT by
bitt
('But once the shooting starts, a plan is just a guess in a party dress.' Michael Yon)
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