Turd Twister Patented Design Features (Click pic for details, this is real!)
Posted on 09/09/2005 5:37:55 AM PDT by BJClinton
w00t! TGIF! Long week but it's finally over, the wife is out of town for a Kolache contest and I have a guild raid of Molten Core this weekend (if you know what that means without googling it, you need to get a life). So let's get this going, shall we?
Turd Twister Patented Design Features (Click pic for details, this is real!)
You will LOVE this....I cannot even give away the contents, but it is not dirty. I could not stop laughing.
http://media.putfile.com/alaylm
How are the babies?
I don't need an excuse, but I don't want my a$$ kicked either by the bouncers.
Dog, I just love Get Fuzzy.
Start carrying the article and let me know if you get away with some free frisking activity!!
I'll start tonight.
Just Kidding...or am I
Bucky is the baddest cat I've ever known. He should be stuck on the windows of cars, not Garfield.
I have lots of experience as a result of providing way too much provocation.
Anyway, she sent me this one once:
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,”
The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
If you are comparing dumb dogs.
6. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple
Purple Nurple!
Don't ferget "Maple surple".
I'll bet that article is copied, laminated to protect it from the drinks, and ready to be used for hours of enjoyment and happy frisking.
Happy Frisking as opposed to Happy Ending, which never happens cause I am a good boy.
If you know about the happy ending special you have not been a good boy. Maybe good at it, but not a good boy.
Your Viking Kittys better look out!!!
Tropical Storm Maria is headed for Iceland and Norway!!!!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1481234/posts
OK, I am pleading the 5th right now.
A 5th of whiskey that is
sorry... I HAD to click it
Hey, I am waiting for the gloating over the football game. I am shocked you did not FReepmail me last night when it was over. I expected a ranting message when I got here.
I didn't want to rub it in when I saw Moss going down on Brady.
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