Not silly, but...just, awww...
Posted on 09/02/2005 5:46:40 AM PDT by BJClinton
TGIF! Earlier this week I thought I'd want to skip the OFST due to the disaster in Nawlins. But after reading lefties actually blame Katrina on Bush, blame the resulting flooding on Bush and then blame the rioting on Bush, I need to unwind in a big way. So, without further ado:
Not silly, but...just, awww...
Sholy Hiite - I'm toast.
And for today's special I've got marmalade on.
WOO HOO!
Shalom.
See Here
Thanks, I try to cause as much trouble and laughter as possible.
Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for
the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat
(Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
Ah the Stooges. They are great!
;-)
LOL, Nasti Spumanti. I suppose it makes them do the nasty, right?
That's disturbing!
FYI..see #49 this thread..LOL
you beat me to it. go veggietails
Must ... suppress ... urge ... to ... make ... Clinton ... joke ... Must ...
AAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Shalom.
NEW WORDS FOR 2005: Essential additions to the workplace vocabulary.
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles
PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a Cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
SITCOMS: (Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage). What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben wedding (or not) was a prime example.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.
GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.
OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks.
CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously farting while passing through a Cube Farm.
Grandpa decided to tow his boat behind his pickup truck to the lake. He'd been drinking a few.
The sheriff stopped him and said, "Now, Ben, seems you got a problem."
And Grandpa said, "Look, Joe, I've only had one beer."
And the sheriff said, "No, Ben, your problem is you can't tow your boat without a boat trailer. You know that."
That's right. They lull you into a false sense of safety then POW, they getcha.
"PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. "
What's the word for whacking the crap out of your computer to get it to work again?
D'oh! I should have paged through first. Oh well two signs are better than one.
ROTFLMAO, They are so true!
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