Posted on 09/01/2005 12:11:00 PM PDT by pissant
Anyone who spends a few months lurking around FR will quickly recognize the diversity of talents and personality types that make up this group we call freepers. Since song threads tend to be so popular, I thought it only appropriate that we have a Freeper Karaoke Night to showcase those personalities.
Below are the Songs I think are most appropriate for our beloved fellow freepers to warble!
Top 10 Songs that Freepers Should Sing
10. Hell in a Bucket - Grateful Dead sung by Willie Green
9. I Love it When You Call Me Names - Joan Armatrading sung by Jersey Republican Biker Chick
8. Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top as sung by Mr. Jeeves
7. I Honestly Love You - Olivia Newton John as sung by Dashing Dasher to Pissant
6. Halfbreed - Cher as sung by Teenyelliott
5. I'm a Loser - Beatles as sung by Argh
4. Where Have all the Flowers Gone - Peter, Paul and Mary as sung by Peacebaby
3. Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Ritchie as sung by F16 Fighter
2. I Touch Myself - DiVinyls as sung by Najida
1. White Punks on Dope - The Tubes as sung by Darksheare
Uh-oh, Darks. We may have an epidemin on our hands. I know you're ther...
I can hum a tune, but I can't sing well.
Great choices!
of course not: we know that you are staying with your parents. we wouldn't want to annoy them with your batrachian croakings ;)
*running away with great alacrity*
Of course, it might be neat to see you doing a rendition of the Jessica Simpson remake of "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'!"... seeing, mind - not sayin' anything 'bout hearin'...
*running away with great alacrity*
So I get to do "Me, Myself and I"?
Sweeeeet!
And as a bonus, I'll even throw in "Jenifa Taught Me" or "The Magic Number."
LOL!
I could make bad jokes about singing for several minutes, but I think I'll spare everyone...most of the jokes are real "groaners."
ehWHAAA???
There is a joke in there somewhere...
There can be only ONE!
Bare Necessities: Writer: Terry Gilkyson; Lyrics: Terry Gilkyson, used in The Jungle Book
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/bearnec.htm
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard
And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true
The bare necessities of life will come to you
(Reprise)
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
With just the bare necessities of life
Here in California that might be a preference!
"One of these days these boots Are gonna walk all over you... "
Eh, keep it clean. ;-)
Hi Guy. :-)
Clean? Who me? ;-)
One song I don't have on hand.. Gaaa!
;-)
Well.. I got listed..
Miss Tulip! You got hornswoggled onto this thread? I'm afraid it's a little too late for it to be kept clean.
I am teh typo virus vector.
It is horrible, and I am afraid that there is no cure yet.
Should I find one, I shall have to post it as a thread.
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