Top 10 Songs that We Want to See a Freeper Sing (vanity)

PA Times | 9/1/05 | Dr. Pissant

[pissant]

Anyone who spends a few months lurking around FR will quickly recognize the diversity of talents and personality types that make up this group we call freepers. Since song threads tend to be so popular, I thought it only appropriate that we have a Freeper Karaoke Night to showcase those personalities.

Below are the Songs I think are most appropriate for our beloved fellow freepers to warble!

Top 10 Songs that Freepers Should Sing

10. Hell in a Bucket - Grateful Dead sung by Willie Green

9. I Love it When You Call Me Names - Joan Armatrading sung by Jersey Republican Biker Chick

8. Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top as sung by Mr. Jeeves

7. I Honestly Love You - Olivia Newton John as sung by Dashing Dasher to Pissant

6. Halfbreed - Cher as sung by Teenyelliott

5. I'm a Loser - Beatles as sung by Argh

4. Where Have all the Flowers Gone - Peter, Paul and Mary as sung by Peacebaby

3. Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Ritchie as sung by F16 Fighter

2. I Touch Myself - DiVinyls as sung by Najida

1. White Punks on Dope - The Tubes as sung by Darksheare

[najida]

This is sad,
but I realize that most of the songs I like best aren't in English.

And don't translate well either.

~~sigh~~

[StarCMC]

Courtesy of the Red White and Blue by Toby Keith

sung by Old Sarge, Darksheare, TXRadioguy, Laurita, Jet Jaguar, Howie66, Nerdwithamachinegun, Hijinx, Allegra, Coolmultiservicesoldier, 68-69tonkingulfyachtclub



We Are Family by Pointer Sisters (Or is that Sister Sledge?)

sung by the Canteen Crew

[Cagey]

Well, you're not going to walk down the street with me and my daughter dressed like that! That's for damn sure!

[pissant]

Soprano or alto??

[Feiny]

I found another.

[pissant]

I know it pains you, but a cheesy power ballad!?

[Americanwolf]

I am not sure weather to be excited or disturb to see this posted here! ;)

[Dashing Dasher]

Please feel free to be both!

[Cagey]

Solo.

[Darksheare]

That will work!

[pissant]

ROFL!!! :o)

[Dashing Dasher]

LOL!!!!

SO SO WRONG!!!

[pissant]

That's out of my league. Never heard that one!

[MoJo2001]

Sheesh! As if life isn't bad enough today, we have this from TheBigB.
What did any of us ever do to deserve this drama? Huh? Ever wonder what goes on in TheBigB's head? Nah! Me either! Too much work.

When I first saw this, the first song that came to mind was this:

The Eagles - Get Over It

Then I realized his feelings might get bruised. After all, he's been *kawffing* for too long. So? In order not to make anyone else suffer from our *friendship* with TheBigB, MoJo will save us all.

 

"Sunshine Superman" (Donovan)--Kentrappedinliberalseattle
Wow Kent! I think TheBigB really hates you. What a lame song. Hehe!
(Not lame if you really like this song.)

"You're The One That I Want" (John Travolta/Olivia Newton-John)--cyborg & petronski

"Queen of the Broken Hearts" (Loverboy)--Xenalyte ;o)
I can't make Xenalyte suffer through such drama. So?? I chose this song for her. Much cooler!

Me, Myself, and I - De La Soul

"Bad Girls" (Donna Summer)--mojo2001; kathy in alaska; starcmc; diva betsy ross; bella_bru

"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (Rod Stewart)--Miss Behave

And of course, myself, Fierce Allegiance, Constitution Day, martin_fierro, tijeras_slim; owl_eagle; tomservo, and kent doing our barbershop octet version of "The Boys Are Back In Town" (Thin Lizzy)

After consulting The Sailor, he believes he understands what is wrong with TheBigB.
(This is according to The Sailor)

Lyle Lovett That's Right (You're Not From Texas)

Click on the hyperlinks to have the artists sing the song for you!! And to save mankind from noise pollution!

Song threads are popular. Especially when folks can hear the song. Hehe! Not that MoJo knows anything about that, but it is just a thought!!

"Sunshine Superman" (Donovan)--Kentrappedinliberalseattle
Wow Kent! I think TheBigB really hates you. What a lame song. Hehe!
(Not lame if you really like this song.)

"You're The One That I Want" (John Travolta/Olivia Newton-John)--cyborg & petronski

"Queen of the Broken Hearts" (Loverboy)--Xenalyte ;o)
I can't make Xenalyte suffer through such drama. So?? I chose this song for her. Much cooler!

Me, Myself, and I - De La Soul

"Bad Girls" (Donna Summer)--mojo2001; kathy in alaska; starcmc; diva betsy ross; bella_bru

"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (Rod Stewart)--Miss Behave

And of course, myself, Fierce Allegiance, Constitution Day, martin_fierro, tijeras_slim; owl_eagle; tomservo, and kent doing our barbershop octet version of "The Boys Are Back In Town" (Thin Lizzy)

After consulting The Sailor, he believes he understands what is wrong with TheBigB.
(This is according to The Sailor)

Lyle Lovett That's Right (You're Not From Texas)

Click on the hyperlinks to have the artists sing the song for you!! And to save mankind from noise pollution!

Song threads are popular. Especially when folks can hear the song. Hehe! Not that MoJo knows anything about that, but it is just a thought!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I always thought these lyrics were HOT!!!

RICK SPRINGFIELD - Affair Of The Heart

Heart in my mouth, pulse in my head
Mercury rising into the red
The smell of your skin can light up all the fires in me
Hungry to touch, I'm eager to please
Out of control and I hand you the keys
Every night I am burning to make love to you
But don't try to tell me you think it's all physical
It goes much deeper than that
You ought to know it's an affair of the heart

[Chorus:]
It's an affair of the heart
It's an affair of the heart
Have a little blind faith, believe
It's an affair of the heart

When we make love, it's a passionate thing
You shudder and shake, sink your teeth in my skin
I almost believe you were made to be played by my hands
And you got the power, it amazes me still
How you play my emotions with consummate skill
I don't have to look any further than into your eyes
So don't try to tell me you think it's just physical
It goes way deeper than that
You better know it's an affair of the heart

[Chorus]

Don't try to tell me you think it's all physical
It goes much deeper than that
You ought to know it's an affair of the heart

[Chorus]

You better know it's an affair of the heart
It's an affair of the heart
You better know it's an affair of the heart

> [Chorus]

[pissant]

Surreal!!

[Americanwolf]

I will admit I watch it more often then not, but only because it follows Family Guy and Futurerama.... Now that is some quality cartoonage! :)

[Feiny]

Vinnie Vincent Invasion

Hey metal leather cathouse queen
Love sugar she's dynamite
Hot little pistol, living dream
A bad misses she's skin tight
No, she's never been, no, she'll never be
Daddy's little girl
Little vixen take your whip and tease me
Pour the cream upon my burns
CHORUS
I wanna love--I wanna love--I wanna love
That's naughty, naughty
I wanna naughty, naughty, naughty
Naughty, naughty love
I wanna love that's naughty
Hey aphrodite pretty please
Be cruel when you walk that walk
Miss mighty love drop me to my knees
I melt down when you talk that talk
She's got a love like no other love
She'll steal your breath away
Hurricane Jane give me novacaine
You're driving me insane
CHORUS
I wanna love--I wanna love--
I've been looking for you
Naughty, naughty
I wanna naughty, naughty, naughty
Naughty, naughty love
I wanna *$#&@ that's naughty, naughty
Oh hey there little miss naughty girl
Such a naughty, naughty girl
Such a naughty, naughty girl--I wanna a love
I wanna love
My little raven she's back in black
Dressed to kill she's a heart attack
Pandora's box just cracked
All hell's breaking loose--no turning back
Ready or not oh no here I come
I knew when I saw you back stage
That you were for me and I was for you
You're my naughty, naughty, naughty...

[Cool Multiservice Soldier]

Trust me you don't want me singing. people WILL PAY me NOT to sing because my singing voice is that bad and out of tune.

[pissant]

Just for you!!